Attack Results
Redconer: rolled
6You try to revive as much people as you can.
You inject life juice into everyone's corpses, reviving them! However, due to exhaustion, you faint and land on one of your needles. Ouch.Cybertails1998: rolled
1You run over to the tank's machinegun.
Shoving a dynamite stick, you light it. Then, it rockets out of the barrel and explodes in your face as you run away. boomSpace1255: rolled
1You charge up a soccer attack.
You deliver a flaming kick! The ball then bounces off of the tank and socks your head. gooooooal!!!!Nix the Glaceon: rolled
2You run over to the book you threw. You peek inside the book.
One ghost from it runs into your body. You learned that it was a necromicon the hard way.ZeUberMedic: rolled
2Time to throw a grenade. Pulling the pin, you toss it at the tank.
The grenade somehow explodes right next to you.Malleo100: rolled
3You throw the gun.
Then it falls on the ground and does nothing else.TableSalt: rolled
2You slice your finger off to escape the tank barrel.
You're bleeding a bit but otherwise unscathed.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
1FIRE THE CANNONS!!!
Unfortunately, due to an error in the systems, the hellbore cannons' shells explode in the barrel, destroying the PSV. You barely escape with your life.tber123: rolled
3Uh, he's alive now. Redconer gave him life juice.Twix: rolled
6Channeling all your energy to form a great shield, you create one around you! It has 3 hitpoints. However, during the channeling, you got tired and fell on a spike.Mr Queeba: rolled
5You toss a bomb at the tank.
It explodes right on the armor, dealing 76 damage!SubDaWoofer: rolled
6You attempt to make plutonium hunger work better. You update Plutonium Hunger to 2.0, delivering 1 turn faster!
Then you know what happened? Plutonium hunger made you sick. You threw up blood.NotBomberGuy: rolled
5You drink a speed potion and talk about other universes.
The crew finds this boring. They fall asleep as you move around, incredibly hyper.crazies alt: rolled
3You throw all your money at the tank.
Stalin runs in, apologizes for the crappy google translation, and takes the money. ALL OF IT. By the way, forced labor means you cannot do attacks.
cromartini: rolled
3Redconer revived everyone.
n0 sp00ky scary skelet0nsJamesH: rolled
6THIS time you have leashed another celestial body. Now you got the supernova.However, you got a BIG sunburn.
Microsoft EDGE: rolled
2You tried Lifeup Omega!
You slapped yourself instead.You got hurt and collapsed...Notorious B.I.G: rolled
2You try calling in an airstrike.
I fly over in my B-52 and drop a bomb on you. You narrowly miss it.Deoxys and One Noob: rolled
5You drop some holy water on your alive body,
giving you 1 extra health point because redconer.
T-34
HP: 600/700 (Armor: 260/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The crew is asleep! They will not fire this turn!
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 2/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: exploDED
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 4 turns left
MoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
socked with a soccer ball [Soccer Ball Equipped]Rabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
crazies alt: Invincible Labor turns left: 1
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 1/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 3 turns left
Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
2/3 (
P.S.V:
freaking blammed itself)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh:
2/3Notorious B.I.G: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish:
3/3Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: 2/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer:
3/3JamesH: 3/3[Supernova Ready]
Microsoft EDGE: Slapped 2 deth
Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob: 4/3
Gojira:
3/3Rigel:
2/3ZeUberMedic: 2/3
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt:
2/3Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 3/3