ATTACK RESULTS
ZeUberMedic: Rolled
3You listen to hard bass while trying to use the power of serb. Your inner Serbian is triggered by the intensity of the music and
refuses to awaken.Just M2: Rolled
5You run towards the tank and climb up its scaffolding, throwing a smoke grenade into one of its hatches. The smoke triggers the allergies of half the crew members,
dealing 76 damage!kidplasma: Rolled
3You grab several leftover spices from your mother’s kitchen and try to conjure a lower body, but your upper body is triggered by the mix of spices and
refuses to cast the rituals.Notorious B.I.G: Rolled
4You plead the gods for another chance at life. Having been triggered by the number of people who died under their watch,
they revive you!NotBomberGuy: Rolled
6Satan is triggered by the amount of paperwork caused by everyone flooding into hell, and
decides to revive everyone who was nuked at 1 hp!You begin rebuilding, starting with the
Amazon Prime Terminal, which will finish in 3 turns!crazies alt: Rolled
2You charge and attack, but accidentally pull the trigger, releasing the stored power in a
little energy fart.TableSalt: Rolled
5-_-
Your dead body is triggered by the emoticon and
comes back to life!Twix: Rolled
1The tank drivers are triggered by your soul and
astrally shove you away.Space1255: Rolled
4Jakob is triggered by you calling him to do whatever you want, and whacks you with the staff in anger. It
resurrects you anyways, since that’s what it does.
JamesH: Rolled
3You reverse the time flow, but seeing the nuclear explosions again triggers your PTSD, and you
return back to the present in a panic.
tber123:
Revived TristanLuigiTristan is triggered by your face, and instantly wakes up in disgust when you draw near.
Cybertails1998: Rolled
1You shoot the tank with a flamethrower, but the trigger malfunctions and causes the gasoline canister to burst,
burning your umbrella to cinders.SubDaWoofer: Rolled
5You press every nuclear trigger you can find in hell, causing a massive explosion which bursts through the roof of hell and
hits the tank for 78 damage!Redconer: Rolled
6You absorb the nuclear fallout to trigger your regenerative powers, causing your body to
regenerate stronger than before!Rabbot32: Rolled
6You grab 27 toolguns and aim them all at the Mark V. When you pull the triggers, the tank is smacked with pure gmod energy and is
upgraded into a TOG II! The blowback from the guns slams you into a wall,
breaking your back.Microsoft EDGE: Rolled
5ROADA ROLLA DA
MUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
The tank is triggered by your incorrect quote and takes
67 manly damage!
ADDITIONAL EFFECTS
Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte (incomplete)
HP:
419/2000 (Armor:
0/1000)
The thousand-ton monster here to crush your hopes and dreams.
The Ratte fires its armour piercing 128mm at tber123,
blowing away most of his abdomen and curing his appendicitis!
PLAYERS:tber123:
1/3Twix:
weightlifter wannabe, shoulders brokenMr Queeba:
1/3Cybertails1998:
1/3 NotBomberGuy:
3/3 Rebuilding Amazon Prime Terminal,
will finish in 3 turnsMoltenKitten:
1/3Space1255:
3/3Rabbot32:
1/3TristianLuigi:
3/3cromartini:
1/3kidplasma:
1/3crazies alt:
1/3eboyblue10:
1/3SubDaWoofer:
1/3Juncoph:
1/3CRITAWAKETS:
3/3Potatoh:
1/3Notorious B.I.G:
3/3GrapeJellyToastMan:
3/3Man of Greenish:
1/3Somemong:
1/3Nix the Glaceon:
1/3Redconer:
4/3JamesH:
1/3Microsoft EDGE:
3/3Pngu12970:
1/3Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammoGojira:
1/3crazies alt:
punched a falconRigel:
1/3ZeUberMedic:
1/3Malleo100:
1/3TableSalt:
3/3Just M2:
2/3shinyarceus4:
1/3Clownfish:
1/3ALLIES:}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul:
NUKEDTiger II:
NUKEDEngineer:
death by highest buttonTOG II:
4/4Daemon Prince:
NUKEDM2’s Howitzer:
NUKEDZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer:
NUKEDTwix's Rototank:
NUKEDKV-2:
Destroyed by the PrecursorBUILDINGS:Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
NUKEDCRIT's Fortress:
NUKEDMobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself
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