Author Topic: party like it's 1999  (Read 936 times)


that's when i was born
how do i dance like a 0 year old

i may or may not have been conceived
how do i party

that's when i was born
how do i dance like a 0 year old

flail all of your limbs and writhe in pain now that you understand the suffering that is existence

that's when i was born
how do i dance like a 0 year old
i may or may not have been conceived
how do i party
writhe in your soiled diaper and scream loudly

flail all of your limbs and writhe in pain now that you understand the suffering that is existence
ah just like every day of my life got it

i was still in my moms stomach and stuff how do I party as a 9 month old fetus

Party like you seize yet to exist even as sperm.

that's when i was born
how do i dance like a 0 year old

Ask your parents


I was 2 years old back then, simpler times.

This is not the price of a regular Cat Planet...

2016 is better than 1999

i was still in my moms stomach and stuff how do I party as a 9 month old fetus
ou were in her uterus, silly.

2016 is better than 1999
hell no, in 1999 there were no sjws, less stuff rap music and hilariously bad internet