Author Topic: Blockheads bizzare dream adventure thing  (Read 5523 times)





You declare that this is a dream.

summon your stand

You summon your plant stand.

realise you can't wake up

You realize that you cannot wake up.
Learn how to read

But who will teach you?
Become gramfel, the destroyer of worlds.

Ok.

Wander around

You wander around

And find a mininuke


Leave

What about the mininuke?

Inventory

x1 you

x1 that god damned piece of paper with junk on it that you cant seem to read.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2016, 02:06:08 PM by Potatoh »

Take the mininuke and shoot it into the air to light everything up

aim mininuke in your ass and pull the trigger


Get ambushed by 20 horny nightmares.

wonder why you transformed into a gramfel

But is it a lucid dream?
Locate the visible spectrum of light.

Take the mininuke and shoot it into the air to light everything up

You shoot it in the air and nothing really lights up.

aim mininuke in your ass and pull the trigger

You stick the nuke in your ass and pull the trigger, launching yourself into the roof of a church.




Jack off and wake up inside

You try pulling off your pants but it doesn't seem to work.

Get ambushed by 20 horny nightmares.

You pretend to get ambushed by 20 horny nightmares.

wonder why you transformed into a gramfel

You wonder why you transformed into a gramfel, good for you!

Inventory

x1 you

x1 super duper mystery paper

x1 mininuke that kind of... broke.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2016, 05:01:17 PM by Potatoh »


turn into gramfel, summon a lasagna after realizing you are dreaming, then fly into space to destroy yet a another otee

become one with the universe

man you really like ignoring me huh