The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[cromartini]

Step 1: stop the cycle for one second
Step 2: remove the disguise, they will probably recognize you as the delivery boi
Step 3: go deeper into the lab.

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

add another step to THE CYCLE™ where you put the briefcase up your ass then puke it out.
we want to see how far we can push this monstrosity

then do THE CYCLE™.

[tber123]

> ADD SHOVING AND PUKING A BRIEFCASE AS A STEP TO THE CYCLE

In addition to shoving a phone up in there and puking it out, you also somehow... Shove a briefcase in there. And puke it out.

I don't even know what the forget is going on anymore.

> STOP DOING THE CYCLE

You decide to stop doing the cycle while people are shooting at you.

> REMOVE DISGUISE

You remove your disguise in the dark. A voice starts shouting out "Wait a minute! It's John McClass! Capture the target instead! Load the tranquilizer rounds!"

> RUN OUT OF THE GODDAMN LAB

You turn around and make a break for it, but the lab doors are locked! Someone on the outside must have welded them shut!

> RUN PAST EVERYONE AND GO DEEPER INTO THE LAB

You make another blind break for it in the near-pitch-black darkness, this time going deeper into the lab. Someone tries to grab you from behind, but you break free and elbow him in the jaw, knocking him down. As you continue running, a tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. The strength begins to drain from you, and it starts becoming harder and harder to run.

> SPEED WALK THE forget AWAY

Speed-walking, it is! You walk as fast as you can away from everyone else, but yet another tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. You can barely even move. And they're coming closer.

> TURN AROUND AND EXTEND entrepreneur  STAFF

You whip around and extend your entrepreneur  staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.

If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.

Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch

> RELOAD AUTOSAVE

Reloading Autosave...
...
...
...
... Autosave loaded.

You whip around and extend your entrepreneur  staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.

If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.

Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch

> SON OF A BITCH

Take it like a man, sissy.

> ALRIGHT FINE LETS WAKE UP AND DO THIS

You wake up in a cold, metal prison cell that is deep underground. Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.

Outside of your cell is another cell with someone inside it, a hallway, a billboard with some keys on it, and Benito Blue Meanie in the flesh, wearing a golden crown and a fancy robe. He is holding the suitcase you were supposed to deliver, and his body is more machine than man.

"Blue Meanie?! Impossible!" You shout out. "You should be dead like Riddler is!"

"You fool!" Blue Meanie shouts back. "I faked my death! Your pathetic attempt to rescue your grandfather has failed! With both you and your grandfather out of the way, Fascism will triumph over the rest of the world!" Blue Meanie turns around and leaves, leaving you alone in your cell.

This is a great day to be you. Just one more bizarre, nonsensical day in your life.



> _

Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.

You are wearing a prisoner's jumpsuit, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[cromartini]

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS ?! TO CONQUER THE CROATIAN COAST, TO REVIVE ANTE PAVELIĆ ?! Or even worse... REVIVE Riddler ?!"

[Space1255]

Use your jumpsuit to do The Cycle

[Superfun909]

Use your jumpsuit to do The Cycle

do it into Blue Meanie's face

[tber123]

> QUESTION THE MOTIVES OF Blue Meanie

"You son of a bitch! What are you planning to do? Conquer the Croatian coast? Revive Ante Pavelic? Revive Riddler?" You scream through your cell into the hallway.

"Revive Riddler? Ha!" Blue Meanie spits back as he turns around and walks back in front of your cell. "Riddler was just a pawn! I, Benito Blue Meanie, true mastermind of Fascism, shall take over the world without Riddler!"

> TAKE OFF JUMPSUIT AND DO THE CYCLE INTO Blue MeanieS FACE

You quickly strip, neatly fold your jumpsuit, shove it up in there, and projectile vomit into Blue Meanie's face. He does the matrix-dodge and avoids your vomit before calmly walking away into the hallway, where he whispers something into a nearby guard's ear and disappears behind a door. The guard posts himself outside of your cell, ready to shoot you if you try anything funny again.

> _

Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.

You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[Space1255]

Yell at the guy in the other cell

[Superfun909]

say 'hey i'm just doing the cycle(tm), nothing wrong here.'

[tber123]

> EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE DOING THE CYCLE

"What? A man can't do the Cycle™ in peace? Nothing wrong with that." You ask the guard. He doesn't respond, and just keeps staring at you.

> YELL AT THE GUY IN THE OTHER CELL

You let out a quick yell, waking up the guy in the other cell. You realize that the other guy is the salesman that has anti-robot rounds... Well, he used to have anti-robot rounds. He's in a prison jumpsuit with nothing in his pockets.

The salesman opens his mouth to speak, but the guard interrupts by growling out "No talking. Lucky for you, that's not funny enough for me to shoot you both."

> LOOK AROUND AGAIN

Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.

Outside of your cell is another cell with the salesman inside it, a hallway, and a billboard with some keys on it.

You've broken out of prison before, McClass. You can do this.

> _

Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.

You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[cromartini]

Yell fire into the smoke detector, it should trigger it.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

tell the guard a knock-knock joke

[dr_pepper]

Tell the guard a yo momma joke.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

Tell the guard a yo momma joke.

no the guard told us to not do anything funny
knock knock jokes are funny
rebellion

[Superfun909]

do the cycle(tm) onto the smoke detector, the cycle isnt funny anyway, it's disgusting, therefore you arent disobeying the guard