The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Space1255]

Save, find a safe, put everything in said safe except the boxers, and do The Cycle in the machine's face

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

> BLOW UP AUGMENT MACHINE WITH YOUR NADES

You drop a grenade in the augmentation machine while still inside it. The grenade explodes, sending you flying out of the augmentation machine and into the fascist guards keeping an eye on you. Unsurprisingly, the massive blunt force trauma from your heavily armored body slamming into them pretty much kills them. The augmentation machine itself takes heavy damage, but is still somewhat usable.

> PUT EVERYTHING INTO A NEARBY SAFE EXCEPT YOUR BOXERS

With all the guards dead and your safety guaranteed, you shove your entire inventory into a nearby safe. Except for your boxers.

> DO THE CYCLE™  INTO THE AUGMENTATION MACHINE

You do the Cycle™ into a camera inside the damaged augmentation machine, getting vomit all over it.

"ERROR: Good grief, that is disgusting. Please stop doing that or I will be forced to detain you and subject you to an evaluation." The machine replies.

> GET AUGMENTED

"WARNING: This machine has been heavily damaged. There is a risk of death associated with getting augmented from a faulty machine. Proceed?"

> BOUNCE OUT OF THE WINDOW

You exit the augmentation machine, find a nearby window, and bounce off of it.


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station.
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

You are wearing boxers.

You are lightly wounded.


>

[cromartini]

kill yourself and enter the augmentation room again.
i dont want to risk death.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

you were wearing loving invincibility armor for forgets sake
snap your own neck and load back into the room.

[tber123]

> GO BACK IN TIME BY SNAPPING YOUR OWN NECK

You snap your own neck, instantly killing yourself. You're now back inside the augmentation machine, with a bunch of guards ready to shoot you if you start taking off your armor. Which you need to do if you want to get an augmentation.

> STEP OUT OF AUGMENTATION MACHINE AND GET A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY

You step outside the augmentation machine and get a good distance away.

> DROP A GRENADE BEHIND YOURSELF

You activate a grenade and drop it on the floor behind you. The grenade explodes, sending you flying into the guards and killing them. Man, this armor is... Really overpowered. You survive the impact with minor bruising.

> ENTER AUGMENTATION MACHINE AGAIN AFTER PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO A SAFE

You step inside the augmentation machine once you put your entire inventory into a safe. Except for the boxers, of course.

"Please specify a desired augmentation for a desired body part." The machine beeps.


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station.
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

You are wearing boxers.

You are lightly wounded.


>

[Space1255]

Augment the snake to be checking gigantic

[cromartini]

Get them robot arms and legs. Also minigun snake if possible.

[Refticus]

augment your ass so you can store items in it and make the cycle(tm) more horrifying
also minigun richard

[DELL]

Get a button on your torso that when pressed, automatically does the Cycle

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

augment your body to naturally have invincibility body armor

[tber123]

> AUGMENT ENTIRE BODY WITH ARMOR

"Proceeding to enhance the subject's skin with all-natural heavy body armor. Please hold still." The machine gets to work on you, modifying your skin to be as strong as the heavy body armor you were previously wearing.

> ADD A CYCLE™ BUTTON ON YOUR TORSO

The machine implants a button on your chest that does the CYCLE™ automatically.

> GET ROBOT ARMS AND LEGS

You augment your limbs, making them stronger and faster.

> AUGMENT snake TO BE A GIANT MINIGUN

The machine does its thing. A giant minigun richard is what you have now. You can now shoot people without them ever expecting it.

> AUGMENT ASS TO MAKE THE CYCLE™ MORE HORRIFYING

Half an hour later, your posterior is now capable of storing even more stuff in it. And the CYCLE™ is even more nauseating to witness.

You hear your phone ringing while it's inside the safe you put all your items in.


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station.
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are lightly wounded.


>

[DELL]

Press the Cycle button after you grab the phone

[KristoB]

go to the west

[Refticus]

open safe, get phone, answer call then shove the phone up your ass and activate the cycle™
whoever is on the other side will understand what you're talking about

[cromartini]

Go west and gun down everything that isnt grandpa with your minigun snake