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Freek · August 26, 2016, 07:35:27 PM

hi my name is freek

hi, my name is Frick

Jshotgun · August 26, 2016, 07:36:32 PM

hi im jshotgun

Hi jshotgun

beachbum111111 · August 26, 2016, 07:37:12 PM

I LIKE TO SUCK snake AND DRINK FOLGERS COFFEE

I LOVE TO SUCK rooster AND DRINK COFFEE FOLGERS

Silleb� · August 26, 2016, 07:39:30 PM

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Unova · August 26, 2016, 07:40:57 PM

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Black friend
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lv-ru
Черный педик
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Black педик
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Melna педик
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Black friend
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Черный педик
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Black friend
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Zi friend
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Black friend
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et-ru
Черный педик
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Black cigarette
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Must pede
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Black friend
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Черный педик
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Black cigarette
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Bro maric�n
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richard-Sucking Bigot
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Член Сосать Изувер
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Member Suck Common Causes Of A Bigot Any Controversy
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Membru Suge Cauze Comune Bigot Orice Controversa
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richard-Sucking Bigot
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sr-uk
Член Смоктати Бузувір
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richard-Sucking Bigot
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ru-sr
Курац Сиса Изувер
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rooster-Sucking Bigot
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Петух Сосание Изувер
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rooster-Sucking Bigot
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Pik-Zuigen Bigot
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rooster-Sucking Bigot
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Петух Сосание Изувер
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rooster Sucking Bigot
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I'm YOUR FATHER, TELL ME, PLEASE, the camera MY SON NEW research VIDEOS
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de-ru
Я ТВОЙ ОТЕЦ, СКАЖИ МНЕ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, фотоаппарат МОЕГО СЫНА НОВЫЕ ПОРНО ВИДЕО
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I'm YOUR FATHER, TELL ME, PLEASE, the camera of MY SON NEW research VIDEOS
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Ich bin DEIN VATER, SAG MIR, BITTE, die Kamera MEINES SOHNES NEUEN researchO VIDEOS
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I'm YOUR FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME the camera of MY SON NEW research VIDEOS
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Я ТВОЙ БАЦЬКА, СКАЖЫ МНЕ, калі ЛАСКА, камеру МАЙГО СЫНА НОВЫЯ ПОРНА ВІДЭА
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I AM YOUR FATHER, I SAY, PLEASE, The CAMERA on MY SON NEW research VIDEOS
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JE SUIS TON P�RE, DIS-JE, S'IL VOUS PLA�T, L'APPAREIL PHOTO DE MON FILS DE NOUVELLES VID�OS researchO
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I'M YOUR FATHER, I SAY, PLEASE, THE CAMERA OF MY NEW SON research VIDEOS
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ICH BIN DEIN VATER, ICH SAGE, BITTE, DIE KAMERA MEINES NEUEN SOHN researchO VIDEOS
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I AM YOUR FATHER, I SAY, PLEASE, THE CAMERA MY NEW SON research VIDEOS
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IO SONO TUO PADRE, DICO, PER FAVORE, LA TELECAMERA MIO NUOVO FIGLIO VIDEO researchO
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I'M YOUR FATHER, SAYING, PLEASE, A VIDEO WITH MY NEW BABY research VIDEOS
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Я ТВОЙ ОТЕЦ, ГОВОРЮ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, НА КАМЕРУ МОЕГО НОВОГО РЕБЕНКА ПОРНО ВИДЕО
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I AM YOUR FATHER, SAYING PLEASE FOR THE CAMERA IN MY NEW CHILD research VIDEO
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JEG ER DIN FAR, SI V�R FOR KAMERAET I MIN NYE BARN research VIDEO

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Jshotgun · August 26, 2016, 07:41:35 PM

I loveually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I�m loving handicapped but I don�t care, I�m beautiful. I�m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me �Apache� and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can�t accept me you�re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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But it is equally lovey attack helicopters. With this time of growth in oil prices of hot charging sticky fall on the evil aliens, in the country which I represented, when I was still a child. People tell me, because I am disabled and can not be for the helicopter, a man, but i don't care, I'm beautiful. A plastic surgeon on my page load for the body rotary blades, 30-mm cannon and AMG-114 hellfire missile that I have. From this moment, "Apache" and requires, in order to kill them-I'm with harry, I want you with the execution of the law, to kill and to destroy. If you agree with me, if you have a car, you need to check the competence and heliophobe. Thank you for being so understanding.

Red Spy · August 26, 2016, 07:41:48 PM

Holy stuff. My mom came in my room in my dish, chicken wings, and I literally yelled at her and hit room, the chicken nuggets with her. She began to scream and shout at me and hit the door. I feel so sad now, I don't know what to do. I don't want to do this for my mother, but I am literally in shock from the outcome of this night. I feel like I'm going to explode. The devil, the devil will lose? It may not be. I'm damn deployment. I don't want to believe that the world is so corrupted. I want to believe in the future. I want Bernie to be President and fix this faulty country. I can't communicate with him now. It should not be so, I think it was a study conducted in new York city???? It's forgeted up.

BlueCreeper · August 26, 2016, 07:43:04 PM

Rick Harrison copypasta:

Quote from: Original quote

I�m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I�ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

Quote from: After being put through badtranslator.xyz

I Harrison and this is my pawnshop. I work with my dad and my son, big Hoss, and in 23 years I have learned one thing. You never know what will come through those doors.

Zack · August 26, 2016, 07:43:48 PM

From:
Sometimes, all it takes to win somebody over is a nice comment, a cheerful smile, and a willing compassion to help change their life for the better.

To:
Sometimes all you need to beat someone is a good comment, the friendly smile, out of pity and is ready to change your life for the better.

That went from happy to sad.

Daswiruch · August 26, 2016, 07:44:47 PM

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, Now my days on cruise control, I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, and just like that I'm on a roll! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chocolate flavor! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in the AM its the flavor I crave-a! Peanut butter and chocolate too, you know how I do, that's what I wake up to! My Reese's Puffs sit right at this round and peanut butter and chocolate flavors on time! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

Reese W m / h, Reese W m / h, power 'em 'em 'em up! Reese W m / h, Reese W m / h, power 'em 'em 'em up! I usually Reese my bowl, now my days control, the cruising speed Reese I have the current from the plate, and as I'm on a roll! Reese W m / h, Reese W m / h, the taste of peanut butter and chocolate! Reese W m / h, Reese W m / h on your taste, I wish! Peanut butter and chocolate, I know what I'm doing that I Wake up! My incision, in the clubs, sitting on the tower and peanut butter and chocolate taste! Reese W M / H, I Forgot, Puffs! Reese W M / H, I Forgot, Puffs! Reese W M / H, I Forgot, Puffs!

Georges · August 26, 2016, 07:47:00 PM

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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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Unless, of Course, the people, the events, the necessary people for the education of politicians, which is connected to the other, and wait among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station the laws of nature, God gives them the law, a decent respect to the opinion that people should be obliged to declare the causes that motivate their separation.

beachbum111111 · August 26, 2016, 07:50:35 PM

NIC LIKES CUM (yummy yummy cum)

Nick was a diploma (tasty, tasty)

giant tootsie rolls · August 26, 2016, 08:00:52 PM

have you seen chef?
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have you seen chef?

plexy · August 26, 2016, 10:19:46 PM

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I�ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I�ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I�m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You�re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that�s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little �clever� comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn�t, you didn�t, and now you�re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You�re loving dead, kiddo.

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What the hell, you're just a damn what they say about me, you little bitch? I have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I participated in many secret attacks on al-Qaeda, there are more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top sniper in all the armed forces of the United States. It is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the damn accuracy, in this world never forget my loving words. What do you think to run that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in the United States and Your IP address is currently visible at once, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes the pathetic, are you saying that life. You goddamn people. I anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I just conventional methods of learning martial arts, but you have access to everything in the Arsenal of the naval forces of the United States, and I use it to completely remove his ass from the face of the continent, you little stuff. If you could only know that revenge is bad, little "clever" comment was ready to pay, maybe if you spent the damn language. But no, no, no, and now you pay the price, you goddamn idiot. I rage every time I did drown. You goddamn people.