Author Topic: Confess your sins in this thread  (Read 2728 times)


I once jacked off at school

kek

at least it'd be a more fun and original way to go out instead of the usual "edgy kid reaches into his bag" or somethin
If you're going the full mile then buy an automatic from the deep web (good luck finding a dealer that isn't actually a honeypot lol) and just sweep the place.

Alright, because why not
And even that won't change it, obviously

because laughing at myself and acting self-aware is totes fune stuff!!!

If you're going the full mile then buy an automatic from the deep web (good luck finding a dealer that isn't actually a honeypot lol) and just sweep the place.
or better yet save everyone some money and time and just loving hang yourself inh
your five seconds of fame arent going to matter when youre loving dead anyway

If you're going the full mile then buy an automatic from the deep web (good luck finding a dealer that isn't actually a honeypot lol) and just sweep the place.
I'll probs bring like a pistol with 1-2 mags and a micro uzi with an extended clip and do it during lunch

boom instant 15 kills

or better yet save everyone some money and time and just loving hang yourself
your five seconds of fame arent going to matter when youre loving dead anyway
party pooper

when i was like 5 i put my finger in my booty

when i was like 5 i put my finger in my booty
when I was 4 I put a marble up my butt and shat it out like 5 mins later

none
i'm actually jesus in disguise
worship me, plebians!


but what if it wasn't a homoloveual fantasy
Sorry I already did the paperwork he's goin to hell


I've thought about meticulously destroying my friend's social life by sending emails containing live decapitation and handicapped children in suggestive poses, then sending emails to the FBI about where a murder is, plant a bomb there (landmine or something), then while that's on the news and the kid is being convicted and all of my classmates are distracted, plant bombs in backpacks that are spread around the school, as well as one in the janitoroial closet connected to the natural gas pipelines, absolutely destroying the school, and killing me and 300 other people in a mass bombing. You could maybe fill up your backpack with 5-10 pounds of nitroglycerin, maybe more, claim it's textbooks and leave the backpack somewhere that won't be found. That, or planting pipe-bombs following the gas lines. Don't have the balls to do it, never will. Schools are really weak on security as well, and you could probably also get away with planting 5 lb of "salt" in a janitorial closet, when the time comes, piezo electric lighter and bam, it's gone.

I'm going to find a tracker on the underside of one of our cars, just wait for it.

also I confess to fapping to pictures of goth girls and I might have a crush on one......maybe