Author Topic: My shorts were unzipped today in school.  (Read 3226 times)

My own pants related problem was that my shorts were jabbing into my intestines and closing them up which resulted in a lot of sharp stomach pain the whole day.
excuse me?

i compulsively check my fly all the time

i compulsively check my fly all the time
can i check your fly


Are you one of them hommaloveuals
I'm wonna them mommaloveuals



not really that big of a deal, honestly
just like his richard yeaaa



happened to me a few times, play it off right and no one cares
happens to one of my close friends all the time, probably in such high frequency that no one cares

This happened to me at a wedding but it was my dress pants.

Keep it down and whip your richard on anyone who moves to assert dominance, obviously.
For harambe

Am I the only one who thought the title implied that someone else unzipped his pants at school?