1: You feel a bit lightheaded, eased up
2: You feel completely fine but inexplicably bump into that door frame
3: When walking you feel the edges of your perception phase out a bit occasionally.
4: You mispronounce a few words and slur a few consonants.
5: You skip over a few vowels.
6: You start impulsively saying the random things that come to mind, social inhibition is lowered.
7: Coordination impaired, you feel drowsy, everything feels like it's going at a slower speed, failure to understand social cues. step 7 usually comes on quite fast all at once.
Now go get stufffaced you rascal.
I reach this after. Iduno 8 shots of whiskey or 1/5th of a bottle of vodka.
lol lightweight