Author Topic: NOIR {ON THE RUN}  (Read 8754 times)

>SCREECH LIKE A RAPTOR
You take a deep breath to do so, the cold air burning your lungs. You let out a terrible scream, hurting your own ears in the confines of the crate within the first two seconds. You drop the can of ravioli and clutch at your head, mentally calling yourself a handicap. You hope no one heard you.

>TURN ON RADIO
You do that. The radio buzzes and hums uselessly.

>TUNE RADIO DIPstuff

You start scanning the airwaves. You catch a snippet of a bluesy number, a soap advertisement, a news report- you snap the dial back to the news report, squatting down on one knee to listen.
"...and has also claimed that the oil-rich plains of Baku, a city in the Soviet Union, are under siege. No confirmation has come from the nation of iron at the moment. In local news, police have found a dead woman in the office of a 'Roger D. Patterson', private investigator for hire, after gunshots rang out at twelve-o-clock this afternoon. EBPD has declined issue a statement, other than the owner of the office in question is a chief suspect, seeing as the woman was a paying client. For Press Radio News, I'm Lowell Harris."
The cops are after you and Lowell doesn't even have the courtesy to ask you to come forward. richard. You scan the waves again, hoping to catch something else.
"-L-T, Delta Radio, I'm Walt Williams, breakin' into th'blues for a hot story comin' a block away from the park, a one-man band playin' the firearm put a hole in the heart of a woman this afternoon. Police have one suspect, the man that owns the office and an old friend'a your's truely, Roger Patterson. Roger, if you're tunin' in, buddy, I say run faster," the announcer laughs. "But seriously man, offin' a client like that? You're loosin' it old-timer, don't come up here when you need a place to hide. Delta gets back into the music now on E-D-L-T, Delta Radio."
Ah, Walt. Good friend of your's back when you spent a few on a boat before being sent home on 'medical leave'. The paperwork got lost and you walk freely now. You know why Walt got sent home and shiver. The same Jap plane machine-gun burst that put a hole in your calf hit him in the knee, tearing his leg off.


>WHATEVER

The parser can't understand your command. starfish.

>forget YOU

Sorry pal, I don't swing that way.

>CHANGE CLOTHES

You open the crate, reaching inside to grab at the clothes you left inside. It's a change of outfit, going from your cold-weather clothes to a working man's torn vest with dirty shirt underneath, work slacks, paperboy cap, with a ratty surplus waterproof trenchcoat, patched in several places, to keep you as warm as possible. You put it all on and find the small mirror you had underneath it all, checking your reflection out. You look like stuff. You add the final touch, reaching down and picking up some charcoal, you stain your hands black and add some of it to your nose. Now you look like a working man addicted to booze that can't clean up right. You don't look like the reasonably well-paid PI you actually are. You swap your items as best you can to your new outfit, dropping your revolver directly into a coat pocket instead of it's holster.

>TAKE WHIPPET
You pick up the shotgun, racking the small slide back half-way to make sure it's unloaded. It is. The gangster boyfriend put a swivel-point for a strap he made out of a belt. You put the gun on your shoulder and cover it with your coat. It looks suspicious, but it's better than carrying a shotgun in public. You pocket a handful of rounds to compliment the texture of your car keys.

You're standing inside your storage crate hideout. Without your nice expensive coat, you're already shivering.

>_

You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet. You have 23.92$.
You are wearing clothes that make you look dirt-poor and ready to get wasted. You're already shivering from the thin layers 'protecting' you from the cold, but you won't get hypothermia. You are also wearing a paperboy hat. The shotgun in your coat makes you look suspicious to anyone taking a close look at you.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2016, 03:42:58 PM by Rabbot32 »

aesthetically modify colt to look like the scout's winger, take a picture of it and put it on the workshop as a new winger skin
proceed to fly away

Pick up the "ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li"


>MODIFY REVOLVER TO LOOK LIKE SCOUT'S WINGER, PUT ON WORKSHOP
It's 1943, Valve hasn't formed yet. There isn't an internet, either. Or computers.

>THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT VALVE IS
Because I live like a whim-wam when I forget.

>WHAT
What? That's how you sound.

>forget YOU
Sorry, still don't swing that way.

>PICK UP RAVIOLI CAN

There is no ravioli can.

>PICK UP RAVIOLIRAVIOLI
There is no ravioliravioli.

>DO I REALLY HAVE TO CALL IT RAVIOLIRAVIOLIGIVEMETHEFORMUO LI
Yes.

>GO forget YOURSELF
You can think of much better places to spend a night with Rosy Palm and her five sisters than a freezing storage container.

>PICK UP RAVIOLIRAVIOLIGIVEMETHEFORMUO LI
You pick up the can of pasta. It's large enough to feed three homeless people or one hungry PI.

>SHIVER FASTER
You take the coat off. The cold hits you full-force and you instantly drag the coat back on, shivering twice as fast as before.

>_


You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet, Ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li. You have 23.92$.
You are wearing clothes that make you look dirt-poor and ready to get wasted. You're already shivering from the thin layers 'protecting' you from the cold, but you won't get hypothermia. You are also wearing a paperboy hat. The shotgun in your coat makes you look suspicious to anyone taking a close look at you.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 07:57:02 PM by Rabbot32 »

draw wings on your shoes
proceed to fly

let's put the nice warm mother's touch clothes back on

what car do you drive again

let's put the nice warm mother's touch clothes back on

what car do you drive again
uuhh forget
do you mean change back into PI clothes or put the coat back on?

> PUT NICE EXPENSIVE COAT BACK ON SINCE WE'RE PROBABLY DEAD WITHOUT IT


> PUT NICE EXPENSIVE COAT BACK ON SINCE WE'RE PROBABLY DEAD WITHOUT IT
The coat isn't THAT expensive, but you did pay a decent amount of money for it. You change your mind about looking homeless. It's too damn cold and your brother never told you how to stay warm when your house is whatever train you hopped on. Granted, your brother DID told you not to take money out from the mob like he did after they put holes in him. You change out of the clothes, feeling like your balls are going to retract into your ribcage while you pull your PI clothes back on. The small amount of time you've spent screwing around has made them cold, but they warm up from you shaking. You button your coat closed this time after transferring items long enough to warm up fully, before unbuttoning your coat and adding your revolver and shotgun to the mix. You use a small measure of one of the canteens in the crate to clean your hands and face from coal dust. The water is numbing to the touch. Maybe you shouldn't be playing with temperature-sensitive stuff when you're standing in a metal box that has enough snow on the roof to sink a small boat. Your icebox at home functions on the principle of cold air sinking. There's snow on the roof, you're under the roof, do the math.

>PISS ON YOUR COAT
You were smart enough to go to the bathroom the last time you had a chance in case you got stuck outside in the cold. You don't have to go. Besides, it's cold enough out there to freeze a glass of water, do you really want to have pissciles hanging off your coat?

>YES
Oh forget you.

>SORRY PAL I DON'T SWING THAT WAY
You pull the .38 out of your holster and jam it against your head. You hear a loud bang and everything is dark. The police find you later, and assume you murdered the woman and committed Self Delete in guilt.

This old city keeps right on tickin' and tickin', but your number is up and you're goin' into the dark for good. Hit the dirt and get cozy pal, that box is gonna be your home for a long while.

GAME OVER


Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

>DUDE WHAT THE HELL
Please enter one of the above commands.

>I HATE YOU
Lotta people do.

>RESTORE

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You're standing in your storage container after changing clothes. It's freezing cold.


>WHAT KIND OF CAR DO I DRIVE
You drive a Culver Empire Detective Special, an unmarked version of the standard EBPD police car. It's black, shiny, goes fast as hell when you stomp the gas, has a siren, the standard police radio with microphone for when something big happens, a glove compartment full of ammo and your other 'borrowed' revolver, four doors and a trunk big enough to hide a bleeding-out off-duty cop after a less-than-legal search of gang property turned gunfight. You're not technically suppose to have it, the city only issues them to 'real' detectives of the EBPD, but you did a favor for the chief a while back and he did a favor for you in return. It's probably not impounded yet, the police try not to arrest other police. On top of that, like the Sargent said, no one wants to be on the job, so they probably aren't going to bother at all. Probably.

>_


You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet, Ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li. You have 23.92$.
You are wearing clothes made for the cold. A black wool coat falls to your calves and a felt flat-top boating hat rests on your head. Underneath you are wearing suspenders over a shirt and a holster with a gun in it. The shotgun in your coat makes you look suspicious to anyone taking a close look at you.


Get in your car and think of any leads to investigate

absorb all the liquids in your body to begin a piss storm the likes of which this world has never seen

>_



>_



>_

Oy, are you gonna play or sit on your ass?

>WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA PLAY OR SIT ON YOUR ASS?

>SORRY, I HAD TO HELP SOMEONE MOVE
Well, are you ready to continue now?

>YEAH
Alright then.

>forget UP CAR
Your car is on the other side of the city at your office. Besides, it's a nice car, why would you want to forget it up?

>IT CALLED ME MEAN NAMES
Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>GET INTO CAR
It's still on the other side of town. Do you wish to depart for the other side of town?

Y/N

>Y
You have chosen 'yeah, no'.

>GET ACROSS TOWN YOU ASSFACE
You close the crate and exit the storage container, turning the battery off on your way out. You button up your coat and adjust the shotgun to lay flat across your chest. It's not accessible easily, but your revolver still is. You start your long trek back across Empire Bay on foot. You could can call a cab- or just keep walking. You're standing at the front gate/hole in the fence of the storage yard now. Make the call, Roger.

You are standing just inside the fence of the storage yard. There are storage containers all around you. It's starting to tick into evening. You would guess the time being about 6:45. The snow isn't lightening up, but it isn't getting worse. For now. You can smell the river behind you, raw fish and frozen waste-water from the city.


>_


You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet, Ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li. You have 23.92$.
You are wearing clothes made for the cold. A black wool coat falls to your calves and a felt flat-top boating hat rests on your head. Underneath you are wearing suspenders over a shirt and a holster with a gun in it. Your coat is buttoned up, making it impossible to draw the shotgun quickly. However, the shotgun is also nearly invisible now.