"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
literally dig your own grave
Break into a hotel room
Steal a bed
Then steal yourself
Sleep in a box
Sleep on a park bench with a bottle of booze in your hand
Find a wife to sleep with you in your grave bed
then sleep in your own grave for the night
use minigun flare on the fuzz
do a somersault into the sun
maybe a few more nights too
You kick things off by digging a grave for yourself.
This takes about 4 hours,
and now you're really tired.
You hop into your car and drive until you reach the nearest hotel.
After parking your car, you dash into the hotel lobby!
Pretty vacant in here...
A great environment for theft.
You check behind the front desk,
to see if there's an access card you can use to break and enter,
with less breaking than entering.
Keycard in hand,
you make your way to the second floor.
Using the keycard,
you're able to enter the first room you see.
Now what's going on in here?
Despite the darkness,
you can see two beds, with a man in one of them.
He seems to be wearing mysterious headgear.
If he wakes up, you'll kill him.
You get to work moving the bed through the window.
It's not pretty, and you probably ruined something in the process,
but you managed to get it through.
In an effort to speed things up,
you make a daring leap,
and you land safely on the mattress!
(Catlike perk improved!)
You pull your car around,
rest the mattress on top,
and drive outta there reeeally carefully.
Back at your hole,
you realize you've made a grave mistake.
You spend another 4 hours increasing the size of the grave to accommodate your bed.
You take the mattress from your car and chuck it down the hole.
A perfect fit.
You'd really like to sleep now, but you are compelled to keep going.
Behind your place of work,
you find a cardboard box in the dumpster and take it out.
Almost, but not quite...
You hit up the nearest park.
And you hit up the nearest bench.
With your shovel.
You take it back to your grave.
But we're not done yet!
You go inside the store you work at to grab a beer.
And now, you are ready to sleep...
You close your eyes and collapse just as you intended to.
You have sweet dreams of the future. A future where you fight off cops with large weapons
and fly through space in an attempt to kill yourself, but you are too strong to die...
You're able to sleep for a little,
but your boss wakes you up once it's time for your shift to start.
You asked her to join you, but she politely declined.
You zombie your way through the whole day,
trying to recover from what you did to yourself last night.
You are still aware enough to enjoy the reaction your boss got from the stop signs in her office.
The day went by, you did your jobs, and you collapsed once again.
But now you're back to normal after a full night's rest.
(red indicates bad things, penalties, or contraband)
(blue indicates items with further functionality)
Environment:Time:
7:00AM, Tuesday, 01/19/2027Exterior Temperature: 66°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear
Inventory:-Bloody Shovel-Revolver (Unloaded)
-Neat Clothes-v
--4 Credits
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Modded Handset, 47% charge--Overworld I.D.
--Hotel Keycard
-Backpack-v
--100 Rounds of AmmoInformation:Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Catlike: 30% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Gravedigger: Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using a shovel.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Status:Condition: Normal
Cleanliness:
RepugnantHunger: Hungry
Bowels: Loaded
Libido: Loaded
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 15 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant. Several accidents have occurred due to a lack of stop signs, and a hotel is missing one of its beds.)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
this stuff took forever
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