EDIT: For those who don't know about half A presses, please watch this video. It will explain everything. Hey Blockland, Intelviz here. I wanted to introduce you to the the one and
only party that strives to rid the world of those pesky, unnecessary A presses,
The Blockland Association Against Full A Presses or
BAAFAP. Many people don't understand, but half A presses aren't just a growing fad, they are an ideology. Half A presses can lead to a better living standard, more convenience, and a better economy.
A presses are a plague on society, they slow everyone down, they are unnecessary. Anyone who sympathizes to full A presses is as much of a problem as the A presses themselves. 12 hours is still a speedrun, that is a tenant that our party stands by. Some people may disagree, but we're not here to please, we're here to tell the
truth. We strive to help the American people align their QPUs and save A presses in every day life in an easy and cost effective five year plan.
Common questions that have risen regarding half A presses and half A press research include:
- Can half A presses create jobs?
- Can half A presses solve world hunger?
- Can half A presses build a wall?
- Can half A presses help create world peace?
- Can McJobless be stopped?
Trust me, we're working on it. Every day we make more and more new discoveries about half A presses. We think that half A presses have many scientific uses. For instance, Paper Mario shows evidence of parallel universes.
[1] If Paper Mario has parallel universes, who's to say that
real life doesn't half parallel universes, and thus, half A presses? Soon we hope to discover even better ways, such as quarter A presses, even eighth A presses. Some day we may live in a world where half A presses are taught in school and we'll have a society of good, American, half A pressers.
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"Parallel Universe" Glitch Discovered in Paper Mario 64 by Stryder7x
