Author Topic: THE BLOCKLAND ASSOCIATION AGAINST FULL A PRESSES  (Read 4966 times)



EDIT: For those who don't know about half A presses, please watch this video. It will explain everything.

Hey Blockland, Intelviz here. I wanted to introduce you to the the one and only party that strives to rid the world of those pesky, unnecessary A presses, The Blockland Association Against Full A Presses or BAAFAP. Many people don't understand, but half A presses aren't just a growing fad, they are an ideology. Half A presses can lead to a better living standard, more convenience, and a better economy.

A presses are a plague on society, they slow everyone down, they are unnecessary. Anyone who sympathizes to full A presses is as much of a problem as the A presses themselves. 12 hours is still a speedrun, that is a tenant that our party stands by. Some people may disagree, but we're not here to please, we're here to tell the truth. We strive to help the American people align their QPUs and save A presses in every day life in an easy and cost effective five year plan.

Common questions that have risen regarding half A presses and half A press research include:
  • Can half A presses create jobs?
  • Can half A presses solve world hunger?
  • Can half A presses build a wall?
  • Can half A presses help create world peace?
  • Can McJobless be stopped?

Trust me, we're working on it. Every day we make more and more new discoveries about half A presses. We think that half A presses have many scientific uses. For instance, Paper Mario shows evidence of parallel universes.[1] If Paper Mario has parallel universes, who's to say that real life doesn't half parallel universes, and thus, half A presses? Soon we hope to discover even better ways, such as quarter A presses, even eighth A presses. Some day we may live in a world where half A presses are taught in school and we'll have a society of good, American, half A pressers.

[1] "Parallel Universe" Glitch Discovered in Paper Mario 64 by Stryder7x
« Last Edit: September 19, 2016, 03:34:32 PM by videos4candy »

No they cant
Misread, yes they can
And no he cant
« Last Edit: September 18, 2016, 09:40:40 PM by Malleo100 »

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this party is ABAP (as bfewapresses as possible)

i s*y we should stop using the you-know-wh*t letter in our sentences from now on to show our commitment to not using you-know-wh*t presses

can i half d press

Very good question! I've never thought about it, but I don't see why not. PC gaming makes use of the D key quite often, especially first-person shooters, where they're used for movement. So perhaps if you entered a mission with the D key held you could perform a half D press.

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whoops sorry am i going to jail

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do not collect $200
Very good question! I've never thought about it, but I don't see why not. PC gaming makes use of the D key quite often, especially first-person shooters, where they're used for movement. So perhaps if you entered a mission with the D key held you could perform a half D press.
thank god i was getting tired of full-pressing my d

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whoops sorry am i going to jail

Can you please refrain from stuffting up this thread, I'm being very civil and it deeply offends me when you don't take the hard and dedicated work and research of our team seriously.

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i did not lift off the a key before i pressed post therefore i completed the post in 0.5 a presses

i s*y we should stop using the you-know-wh*t letter in our sentences from now on to show our commitment to not using you-know-wh*t presses

F*ir point!
« Last Edit: September 18, 2016, 09:53:44 PM by videos4candy »

setgaming/pacodegallo fully endorses this association

i made the official pannenkoek controller


Very good question! I've never thought about it, but I don't see why not. PC gaming makes use of the D key quite often, especially first-person shooters, where they're used for movement. So perhaps if you entered a mission with the D key held you could perform a half D press.
Full A press will have you start and stop moving to the left. A full D press will have you start and stop moving to the right.
Half a press of each, you would never stop moving both left and right. And maybe, just maybe, you could achieve infinite speed.