Ice Pun Thread for Cool People

[Magus]

Give us your best ice puns or we'll freeze your assets off.
Let's kick some ice, people.
But let's keep a chill atmosphere here.
This thread has no ulterior motives whatsoever.

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

u pretty much took them all
that's ice-cold man

[Lego lad]

Now this is my kind of thread

hopefully i dont get the cold shoulder

[Drydess]

you asshats are treading on thin ice

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

This is an ice thread.

[lord techno]

If you do not understand this pun, i pity you

[TheKid]

that's not a pun, sorry to snow on your parade

[cooolguy32]

If you do not understand this pun, i pity you

Ice Cube

[lord techno]

that's not a pun, sorry to snow on your parade

Snow? Lame. I hail on parades.
You could say i'm "letting it go"

[maplelink64]

fire

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Ice to meet all of you

[JJJMan4]

fire

no chill

[TeeOS]

Now this is my kind of thread

hopefully i dont get the cold shoulder

more like freezer burn with your history of banning and reusing puns

[eboyblue10]

more like freezer burn with your history of banning and reusing puns

oh man that's cold

[SWAT One]

These puns make me wanna cryo my ice out.