Haydee - a game on steam now

[Moriarty]

she got a big ass and a huge titty
I'm gonna nut them both.

[Ad Bot]

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

edit: i really want to point out how hard the dev is trying to appeal to the "easy-games-masquerading-as-hard games" crowd on the steam page

[i mg width=500]http://i.imgur.com/wLTE2pk.jpg[/img]

seconding this. the video looks pretty easy, if i'm being honest. basic platforming and enemies that die in 2-3 hits? the gunplay looks satisfying but i'm definitely not getting a "this is a difficult game" vibe from it at all.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

I actually wish that they made the legs white with the same shaders as the rest of the white parts, this is supposed to be a robot, but the legs look like that of a humans, so that just throws me off

Same here. I don't even mind the curves and stuff, whatever, but the Human skin tone legs are really weird.

[Shift Kitty]

Same here. I don't even mind the curves and stuff, whatever, but the Human skin tone legs are really weird.

Yup. That's the one thing that throws me off entirely.

[Deus Ex]

She looks so disproportionate.

[Tudoreleu]

I actually wish that they made the legs white with the same shaders as the rest of the white parts, this is supposed to be a robot, but the legs look like that of a humans, so that just throws me off

You will controll Haydee - half-human, half-robot character

[plad101]

It kind of just looks like a girl with huge tits wearing a stuffty The Question mask and leggings.

[Kochieboy]

What did you guys expect, it's meant for research. :Y

[The Murderous Cop]

already an entire page on paheal

why am i not surprised at all

[IsaacKronenFaust]

So, half-ass, quite literally. Damn.

[Copy Kirby]

wheres my research

[Shift Kitty]

What did you guys expect, it's meant for research. :Y

1) ""Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics."
2) why not just, make research instead of a game where your vision is constantly obscured by not-research?

Like, what is the challenge in this really? How long someone can tolerate it before they open up their browser and flop their richard out?

[Copy Kirby]

1) ""Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics."
2) why not just, make research instead of a game where your vision is constantly obscured by not-research?

Like, what is the challenge in this really? How long someone can tolerate it before they open up their browser and flop their richard out?

Gotta have that horny 13 year old money

[Frequency]

when you secretly like the tiddy but stufftin' on love appeal is the cool thing to do

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

when you secretly like the tiddy but stufftin' on love appeal is the cool thing to do

i want haydee to stuff on me
i hate the character design so much because theres nothing to it aside from completely disproportionate women wearing a  robot mask

also the game in general seems very bland aesthetically and gameplay-wise