I was only 9 years old
I loved corn so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to corn every night before bed, thanking it for the life I’ve been given
"Corn is love" I say; “Corn is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a friend
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for corn
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s corn
I am so happy
It whispers into my ear “This is my stalk.”
It grabs me with its powerful corn hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my ass cheeks for corn
It penetrates my butt hole
It hurts so much but I do it for corn
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against its force
I want to please corn
It roars in a mighty roar as it fills my butt with its silk
My dad walks in
Corn looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's all over now.”
Corn leaves through my window
Corn is love. Corn is life.
