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Hey Rey, I must be a moisture farmer...
 because I'm getting you wet.

nice

(but what the forget is frotting?)

Yeah, those are my all time faves. I don't find a lot of people who are into all of it. I just wish I could RP with someone.

Frotting is when you get all up on someone and you rub your roosters together. It's really comfy.


what is a concrete enema
i looked it up and just saw x-rays of people with metal crap up their rectums

what is a concrete enema
i looked it up and just saw x-rays of people with metal crap up their rectums

an enema...with concrete

an enema...with concrete
tbh that's not really cringey at all
it's just
a concrete carrot

tbh that's not really cringey at all
it's just
a concrete carrot
Quote
A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.
Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the star fish was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.
boy, what

OH.
so it's not a concrete lovetoy.
it's a concrete RECTUM.
...
who in the actual forget likes that

OH.
so it's not a concrete lovetoy.
it's a concrete RECTUM.
do you not know what an enema is

no
i'm guessing it's like... brown town lube?
i don't like to look up this kind of stuff

no
i'm guessing it's like... brown town lube?
i don't like to look up this kind of stuff
"a procedure in which liquid or gas is injected into the rectum, typically to expel its contents, but also to introduce drugs or permit X-ray imaging."

tbh that's not really cringey at all
it's just
a concrete carrot
this isn't you cringe you lose
OH.
so it's not a concrete lovetoy.
it's a concrete RECTUM.
...
who in the actual forget likes that
no
i'm guessing it's like... brown town lube?
i don't like to look up this kind of stuff
it's a joke you thick headed fuc