The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[HellHound]

Hit the enemy in the face with a brick!

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Eleven punches
Hahaha how original ahahahauhauahauahahhauauahaha huahauahahah

[tber123]

Shoot it in the face with a shotgun

[UltraCraftGames]

throw an exploding book at the enemy

[Redconer]

Join the game (and that is my only move so far).

[KristoB]

throw three fighter jets at it

[Nix the Glaceon]

throw an exploding book at the enemy

bitch that's my job

[Bwopper]

Eat a cookie and tap left-right-down-down-up-left-right-right and SMASH HIS HEAD IN THE GROUUND

[UltraCraftGames]

bitch that's my job

lel

[failbros2]

get an nes controller and do the konami code
up up down down left right left right b a start
lets see what happens

[gebenuwell]

viciously poke his eye with finger

[TableSalt]

Do an un-die.

[Nix the Glaceon]

ZEUBERMEDIC rolls a
You pretend to transform into Hulk Hogan, shouting "BROTHER" at the top of your lungs while swatting at the air.
HELLHOUND rolls a
You manage to lift a gigantic house-sized brick and smash it over the enemy's head, pretty much destroying your hands but dealing mortal damage to the enemy!

ENEMY DEFEATED!
...What's this?
You found a MEDKIT!
Everyone whom is alive now has 3 hearts of health. How generous.

NEXT PLANET:
Proxima B

A tidally-locked planet orbiting around the Sun's closest neighbor.
GUARDED BY:
Angry Fruit

Evil froot from hell.

SPACE1255 rolls a
97 damage!
UCG rolls a
Nix looks absolutely pissed as you throw an explosive book at the enemy. 67 damage!
REDCONER joins the game!
KRISTOB rolls a
You attempt to lift up a fighter jet, but fail.
BWOPPER rolls a
After eating a cookie and fiddling with your genitals a SNES controller for a while, you unexpectedly slam the enemy's face in a nearby pile of mud. 89 damage!
FAILBROS2 rolls a
The second you press any button on the controller, it explodes. 2/3 HEARTS
GEBENUWELL rolls a
You poke the enemy in the eye. It seems unphased.
TABLESALT rolls a
You fail to undie.

[TableSalt]

PUNCH DEATH IN THE FACE AND RIDE A MOTORCYCLE OUT OF THE AFTERLIFE

[failbros2]

say "knife"