The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[failbros2]

revive or riot

[Ad Bot]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

use a damage booster potion for the team

[Space1255]

Nine punches.

[UltraCraftGames]

 i give a poisonous snickers bar the teenager cant resist eating it oh yeah the poison is damage poison which deals damage

[Space1255]

i give a poisonous snickers bar the teenager cant resist eating it oh yeah the poison is damage poison which deals damage

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I understand exactly what you're saying but it's still strangely worded

[TableSalt]

Become the gun and spit bullets at the teenager.

[Nix the Glaceon]

CRAZIES ALT rolls a
You throw a blue koopa shell at it. 52 damage!
HELLHOUND rolls a
After stretching for a good minute, you start posing at the speed of light. Your poses are so amazing that Mettaton would stuff his pants. However, you pose too fast and sprain your legs, but you manage to distract the enemy! Distracted for 2 turns.
FAILBROS2 rolls a
You attempt to revive, but cannot. As promised, you start an autistic riot.
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
Tossing the potion on the ground, you forget to actually fill it with potion. The glass shards pelt you. 1 heart of damage!
SPACE1255 rolls a
78 damage! whenever i look up "guy punching" i always manage to find research somehow
UCG rolls a
You cram a Snickers bar full of arsenic and einsteinium down the enemy's throat. 15 damage per turn!
TABLESALT rolls a
You transform into the Heavy Weapon Guy's minigun and start violently stuffting out bullets directly into the enemy's facial region. 68 damage!

15 poison damage!

The horny teenager looks much more limp; he must be getting weak.

stop you're triggering me

[gebenuwell]

press F to pay respects

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

I show the teenager the Harambe Shooting Video

[Space1255]

Ten punches, let's keep this stuff rolling.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Call in Michael Bay for explosions

[UltraCraftGames]

go into my magic corruption form and shoot corrupted tentacles with school books at the end of em at the teenager

[Drydess]

CHOP OFF HIS richard

[Nix the Glaceon]

go into my magic corruption form and shoot corrupted tentacles with school books at the end of em at the teenager

[UltraCraftGames]

zeubermedic+space lol im zeubers friend