The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[TableSalt]

my god man slow down

strike the banana with a potato peeler

[Ad Bot]

[Bwopper]

Enter the fight after getting off my X-Z Edition Super Startraveller Starship!

Revive the Hellhound teammate!

(Just realized my first sentence was crap

[gebenuwell]

Slice the banana's skin. Consume flesh for nutrients.

[HellHound]

I would like to revive, but STRONGER.

[crazies alt]

fight me

[UltraCraftGames]

i fucc reality and shoot a phantom snake at the banana

[ZeÜberMedic!]

I call in Kamikaze planes at the banana

[Space1255]

E. I. G. H. T. P. U. N. C. H. E. S.

[KristoB]

eat the banana
entirely

[Space1255]

I tell Nix to wake up

[Nix the Glaceon]

sorry i'm back, i went through hell and back in the span of 2 days.
i'm also tired as stuff so yeah

FAILBROS1 rolls a
You stare intensely at the banana. Your eyes pop out and your entire brain explodes out of your eyesockets. rest in pieces
TABLESALT rolls a
You whip out your trusty potato peeler and start slashing away at the banana's sensitive flesh at sonic speeds. 92 damage!
BWOPPER rolls a
You attempt to force-feed HellHound's cadaver a potato to revive him, but you fail somehow.
HELLHOUND rolls a
You reawaken! You also have more muscular biceps!
GEBENUWELL rolls a
"Accidentally", you slice your own skin and consume your own flesh. For nutrients, of course. press F to pay respects
CRAZIES ALT rolls a
You tell the banana to fight you. It doesn't respond.
UCG rolls a
You, quite literally, forget reality. In the end, reality is smashed by a well-timed mushroom stamp. 94 damage!
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
You call in a Self Delete bomber. He yells "ALAHU AKBAR!" as he nose-dives right into the banana. 284 damage!

BANANA DEFEATED!

PLANET I LOST COUNT:
MakeMake

The most creative of names.
GUARDED BY:
Horny Alien Teenager

I'm totally sober, man.

SPACE1255 rolls a
x 8. 84 damage!
KRISTOB i have a big ass rolls a
You eat a banana. Entirely. +1 heart?
SPACE1255 rolls a
You tell Nix to wake up. She refuses to wake up.

[Nix the Glaceon]

/noedit



nix is triggered now

[crazies alt]

wait how much hp do these characters even have you arent even telling us how do we know if we're even doing sufficient damage

throw a blueshell at it

[Nix the Glaceon]

wait how much hp do these characters even have you arent even telling us how do we know if we're even doing sufficient damage

only stuffty RPG games tell you how much hp an enemy has
this is not a stuffty game
nor is it an rpg

[HellHound]

I distract the horny alien teenager with my newfound BICEPS