The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[Space1255]

zeubermedic+space lol im zeubers friend

Yeah well he's mine now slut

[Ad Bot]

[KristoB]

summon a building below it and crash onto him with a fighter jet

[Nix the Glaceon]

GEBENUWELL rolls a
You press F. You were revived.
DBG2 rolls a
You show the teenager Harambe. Harambe jumps out of the photograph and starts making vigorous brown town love to the teenager, splitting his star fish into several pieces.

ENEMY DEFEATED!!!

NEXT PLANET:

Kerbin
Come on, I had to include this.

GUARDED BY:
oshet issa boss
Admiral Phômaihậumôn

Jesus forget.

ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
You kneel down and pray to Michael Bay. The enemy gets carpet bombed. 121 damage!
UCG rolls a
Not knowing what you even said, Nix just throws a book at the enemy. 43 damage!
DRYDESS rolls a
You whip out a scalpel and sever one of the enemy's several snakees. 67 damage!
KRISTOB rolls a
Trying to focus your energy into making the World Trade Center rise from its grave, you strain your brain too hard and your frontal lobe explodes. 1 heart of damage!

[UltraCraftGames]

slash smash charge dash cast at the enemy

[startacker]

Throw UCG at the boss

[failbros2]

am i ded
if not, stretch neck
if i am, revive

[KristoB]

summon a building below it and crash onto him with a fighter jet

[Space1255]

Ten punches, let's keep this stuff rolling.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Spin kick it

[TableSalt]

Cough on the abomination.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

turn into rambo and kill the boss with a m60

[Drydess]

break his forgetin nose

[cromartini]

freeze time, then throw a stuffload of knives at him.
then unfreeze time.

[Nix the Glaceon]

UCG rolls a
Once again, not knowing what in the love of forget you just said, Nix throws another book at the enemy. 67 damage!
STARTACKER rolls a
You lift UCG up and throw him.
FAILBROS2/b] rolls a
You stretch your neck. You outstretch your neck, tearing the tendons in your spine. -1 heart
KRISTOB rolls a
You manage to have the entire Twin Towers rise from the ground, directly below the enemy. You then have a commercial airliner crash into the towers. You were too close to the blast radius, but you managed to deal 121 damage to the enemy and 1 heart of damage to yourself!
SPACE1255 rolls a
62 damage!
GRAPEJELLYTOASTMAN rolls a
You spin-kick, but then you fall into a nearby lake and drown. forgetin' rip
TABLESALT rolls a
You walk up to the enemy and cough on it, only to have your entire cardiovascular system prolapse out of your throat. owh
ZEUBERMEDIC rolls a
You transform into Rambo and empty your gun onto the enemy. 70 damage!
DRYDESS rolls a
You slam your fist into the enemy's nose. 58 damage!
CROMRTINI rolls a
You freeze time. Because time is frozen, you cannot move the knives.

The enemy is looking weak now!

[ZeÜberMedic!]

transform into hulk hogan and wrestle with the monster