an rng game where you try and conquer the universe, all determined by the fate of a die.
PLANET 1:
HAUMEA
A strange planetoid in the outer reaches of star system Sol.Guarded by:
INTERDIMENTIONAL BANANA
A banana that's been through one too many black holes.works like every other RNG game.
roll a 1: yer forgeted man
EX: "Kick the enemy." Your foot flies off and ricoches off a nearby rock, nailing you in the eye and instantly killing you.
roll a 2: ow
EX: "Kick the enemy." You stub your toe on the ground.
roll a 3: nothing, aw
EX: "Kick the enemy." You kick at nothingness.
roll a 4: nice m8
EX: "Kick the enemy." You nail it right between the eyes.
roll a 5: o damn
EX: "Kick the enemy." You slam your shoe into the enemy's testicles.
roll a 6: HOLY SHET RUN
EX: "Kick the enemy." You accidentally kick a big red button, dropping a bomb onto the enemy, hurting both you and the enemy.
you can get assisted by friends to either get revived, healed, or powered up.
which can make you roll 7 and up, which ends in catacalysms
EX: "Kick the enemy." Your shoe grows to a ginormous size, starting to burn up as you fly about 500 KM into the air and eventually slam at the speed of sound onto the enemy. The shockwave from the blast vaporizes both of you, and harms your team.
have fun i guess
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