Author Topic: Dumb things that happened to you (Read 1099 times)

cooolguy32 · October 07, 2016, 07:46:28 PM

I was in class and I was trying to adjust my belt and the teacher said I was on my phone even though it was pretty clear I was just adjusting my belt.
Also, every loving time I walk into my moms room, my sister covers up her Ipad for no reason and then goes like "Why are you here, there nothing here for you", like bitch you don't own the room, so stop policing me everytime I walk in there.

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Silleb² · October 07, 2016, 07:47:22 PM

My English III teacher called me out for being an idiot in front of the whole class just because I corrected her

DodgeViperAcr16 · October 07, 2016, 08:12:32 PM

Way back when I was maybe 4-6 I went to a nearby playground. Me and my sister gathered up some people to play.... I want to say tag? Normally my Sister is the one that talks to other people (I'm really not that social). This time however she said I should try getting some more kids to join us. So I say two kids walking into the playground (one was taller and probably around the age I am now and the other one was probably around 8-10). So I walked up to them and said "do you want to play?" He said yes and I asked him what his name was. I thought he said "richard" because at the time I had a book where one of the child's name was "richard." So it was a familiar name to me.

However he thought I meant the genitalia. So he tells my sister to tell me not to say that word (I only found this out after the fact), so I called his name to show him something and then he starts throwing the base of the playground at me (not the balled up kind, the hard and maybe prickly kind?).

Zloff · October 07, 2016, 10:34:15 PM

i smashed a hole in my knee trying to run up an 11 foot wall with wet shoes two weeks ago

Drydess · October 07, 2016, 10:35:55 PM

birth

Red Spy · October 07, 2016, 10:46:21 PM

Oh boy I have a loving list

I forgeted up the plastic border of my laptop on Tuesday (you'd have to push and hold to keep it in line)
I tripped with a school iPad
I also tripped on the goddamn ground once. Literally the loving ground and nothing else
I dropped my phone off baseball bleachers a few weeks back
I got taken out by the door of the freezer

I could keep going for a while

MoltenKitten · October 07, 2016, 10:51:19 PM

School:
I got a referral for dropping my lunchbox
I got a referral for being in the class I was supposed to be in

General:
I ran into a puddle that was probably an inch deep and slipped, drenching myself
Left my schoolwork usb drive in a school computer when I left, it was still there the next day but I'm sure everyone can imagine what new pictures I found on it
Also forgeted up this sorting systen because i'm too tired to be posting, but I'm too lazy to fix it so cry about it

Foxscotch · October 07, 2016, 10:55:53 PM

literally nothing has ever happened to me that wasnt dumb

Quote from: cooolguy32 on October 07, 2016, 07:46:28 PM

like bitch you don't own the room

eerily familiar

ZombieDude · October 07, 2016, 11:03:53 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on October 07, 2016, 10:55:53 PM

why god

Foxscotch · October 07, 2016, 11:05:50 PM

Quote from: ZombieDude on October 07, 2016, 11:03:53 PM

why god

next page, girl gets in the shower with him, to his surprise (and eventual arousement)
have fun being a furry nowb ecause looking at furrt comics makes you a furry btw

ZombieDude · October 07, 2016, 11:06:23 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on October 07, 2016, 11:05:50 PM

next page, girl gets in the shower with him, to his surprise (and eventual arousement)
have fun being a furry nowb ecause looking at furrt comics makes you a furry btw

i know
i've read the entire thing and the sequel