Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Nix the Glaceon rolls a 2!
You tried to use a wrench to disable the BSB's feet, but the wrench breaks off! The top part flies into the air and hits you on the head, knocking you out. 6/8 Hearts! STUNNED: Cannot attack while Stunned, however, another person may help (kind of like the immobilization).

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 2!
You tried to expose the BSB, but he sees you and smacks you. 5/8 Hearts!

Superfun909 rolls a 3!
PROTIP: Don't use hammers against the BSB. They instead heal him rather than damage him. This was due to the defensive capabilities of the robotic exoskeleton inside the BSB. The hammer wound causes the BSB to replenish 40 HP!

Marios rolls a 7!
You leeched HP off of the BSB, which causes your HP to be fully restored and the BSB to lose 62 HP.

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You Unleashed the power of Killer336! 105 damage inflicted!

Rabbot32 rolls a 5!
You loving DID IT, which causes you to leap high in the air and unleash a fiery kick to the BSB. 200 damage inflicted!

BSB HP: 976.

PLAYERS HP:
Nix the Glaceon: 6/8 (STUNNED).
ZeUberMedic!: 5/8.
Superfun909: 7/8.
Marios: 8/8.
CRITAWAKETS: 7/8.
Rabbot32: 6/8.

WARNING! Spam Rain!

The Bionic Spammer Boy holds out his hand above you guys, which causes several spam blocks (all the size of bathtubs) to fall on you. 2 of the blocks fall on nobody, however, one of the blocks falls on Marios! Marios is then immobilized under the sticky block.
Marios: STUCK.

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Attack with the rage of 4chan post-dinosaur

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

But... Rabbot32 found something...

An... Almanac?
It contains the information of all of the enemies you've encountered and who fought them!

ENEMY #1: DR. BADGUY'S ROBOTS.
HP: 250 (each).
Enemy Difficulty: Extremely Easy.
Players who fought them: ZeUberMedic!, Nix the Glaceon, Space1255, CRITAWAKETS, bobbygordon4, Marios, Drydess.

ENEMY #2: DR. BADGUY.
HP: 500.
Enemy Difficulty: Very Easy.
Players who fought him: bobbygordon4, Nix the Glaceon, Space1255, Marios, TableSalt, GrapeJellyToastMan, CRITAWAKETS, Kidalex90, Drydess, crazy54311, ZeUberMedic!, failbros2, Potatoh.

ENEMY #3: The Talking Banhammers.
HP: 375 (each).
Enemy Difficulty: Very Easy.
Players who fought them: CRITAWAKETS, Nix the Glaceon, failbros2, bobbygordon4, Marios, ZeUberMedic!, Space1255.

ENEMY #4: The Ultra-Banhammer 5000.
HP: 800.
Enemy Difficulty: Easy.
Players who fought him: Marios, Nix the Glaceon, cromartini, CRITAWAKETS, Potatoh, ZeUberMedic!, bobbygordon4, Superfun909, Refticus, failbros2, Space1255, TableSalt, GrapeJellyToastMan, Chip Car.

ENEMY #5: Zorbus, Klaxor, and Haliegh.
HP: 650 (all of them).
Enemy Difficulty: Easy.
Players who fought them: CRITAWAKETS, Nix the Glaceon, bobbygordon4, ZeUberMedic!, TableSalt, Superfun909, failbros2, Space1255, Chip Car.

ENEMY #6: The Stupid Zombie Noobs.
HP: 150 (Stickman Zombie Noob), 250 (Blockhead Zombie Noob), 200 (Robloxian Zombie Noob).
Enemy Difficulty: Extremely Easy.
Players who fought them: CRITAWAKETS, Nix the Glaceon, Chip Car, TableSalt, Superfun909, ZeUberMedic!, failbros2, Marios.

ENEMY #7: The Super Dangerous Death Dealing Dandelion of Doom.
HP: 950.
Enemy Difficulty: Somewhat Easy.
Players who fought him: Marios, Superfun909, gr8dayseth, Cybertails1998, CRITAWAKETS, Nix the Glaceon, Potatoh, TableSalt, ZeUberMedic!, Space1255, bobbygordon4, failbros2.

ENEMY #8: Jerry J. Jiggypants.
HP: 1000.
Enemy Difficulty: Medium.
Players who fought him: Superfun909, Nix the Glaceon, Potatoh, Marios, TableSalt, ZeUberMedic!, bobbygordon4, UltraDaftGames, CRITAWAKETS, failbros2, Rabbot32, cromartini.

ENEMY #9: Robo-Fran and The Peyton 2000.
HP: 1100 (each).
Enemy Difficulty: Easy.
Players who fought them: Nix the Glaceon, Marios, CRITAWAKETS, Superfun909, bobbygordon4, ZeUberMedic!, Rabbot32, Copy Kirby, UltraCrapGames, failbros2.

ENEMY #10: The Wicked Eraser Woman.
HP: 1200.
Enemy Difficulty: Somewhat Hard.
Players who fought her: CRITAWAKETS, failbros2, Nix the Glaceon, ZeUberMedic!, Marios, UltraCraftGays, Superfun909, Rabbot32, Copy Kirby, bobbygordon4.

ENEMY #11: The Bionic Spammer Boy.
HP: 1500.
Enemy Difficulty: Somewhat Easy.
Players who fought him: TBA.

[Superfun909]

ooh, interesting, instead of using weapons against the spammer, i guess we need to unleash the power of idk, magic or your fists.

[Superfun909]

i choose to eat a cookie and buff myself through the power of cookies

 
Behaviour modified

I proceed to tell terrible skeketon puns

[Rabbot32]

You need to your behavior.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

fire an entire round of a vulcan minigun at the enemy

[Copy Kirby]

DROP KICK

[CRITAWAKETS]

I use Ancient Magics on the spammer.

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Rabbot32 rolls a 5!
You attacked with the rage of a 4chan Post Dinosaur. 109 damage inflicted!

Superfun909 rolls a 7!
You told bad skeleton puns. ATTACK and Speed Increased!

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 5!
You shot the BSB with a Vulcan Minigun. 111 damage inflicted!

Copy Kirby rolls a 2!
You tried to drop kick the BSB, but due to him being atleast 50 feet in height and his legs being made of metal, you instead hurt your feet! 5/8 Hearts!

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You used ancient magic on the BSB. BSB's ATK and DEF went down!

BSB HP: 756.

Players HP: (Yes imma include all of 'em).
Rabbot32: 6/8.
Superfun909: 7/8.
ZeUberMedic!: 5/8.
Copy Kirby: 5/8.
Marios: Still Stuck.
Nix the Glaceon: Still Knocked Out.
bobbygordon4: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
Space1255: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
GrapeJellyToastMan: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
Kidalex90: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
crazy54311: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
failbros2: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
Potatoh: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
cromartini: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
Chip Car: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
gr8dayseth: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].
Cybertails1998: [UPDATE WHEN PLAYER JOINS BACK].

WARNING! The Bionic Spammer Boy is about to attack!
He steps on the following player:
Superfun909.
SF909 gets flattened like a pancake and loses 1 heart.

Superfun909: 6/8.

[Marios]

Unless I can help myself by cutting my way out of the spam brick with a machete,

HELP!

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Protect mario with a deflect shield

[Copy Kirby]

FLAMING DROP KICK

[Rabbot32]

Expand collapse and enrage.

[CRITAWAKETS]

I cast Wind Strike on the BSB. "die skrub i am level 9999 on my main"