Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[CRITAWAKETS]

I begin charging up an attack. It will take 3 turns to charge up.

[Ad Bot]

[Marios]

DNA and brains switching here and there...

...Don't tell me you'll add a Wotch in and begin switching genders.

(Disclaimer: Aforementioned action is never to be done.)

Now that we're through the story...

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

[Intensively hammers Trixie]

[Copy Kirby]

Mudamudamuda

[ZeÜberMedic!]

HUUULK SMAASH

[Nix the Glaceon]

MARIO STOMP

[Superfun909]

eeeeoeoeeoeoo too much low hp

spam minecraft splash potions of instant healing all over the place

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Before the attacks could be executed at all, Trixie spits out something from her head...

3 Mini Robo-Spammers!




They may look small, but they can still pack a deadly punch!
MINI-SPAMMER HP: 35 (all of them).

[crazies alt]

w t f you skipped me

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 7!
You begin charging up an attack. This will probably take about 3 turns. CAUTION: You may also be vulnerable to enemy attacks while charging.
Marios rolls a 5!
You intensively hammered Trixie, dealing 98 damage!
Copy Kirby rolls a 5!
You MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 107 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 5!
You Hulk Smashed Trixie, dealing 99 damage!
Nix the Glaceon rolls a 2!
You tried to Mario Stomp on Trixie, but she immediately steps on you instead. 3/8 Hearts!
Superfun909 rolls a 7!
You used healing potions on everybody. You healed them all (including yourself) and also made their life go up by 1 heart.


TRIXIE HP: 821.
LEG MINI-SPAMMER #1 HP: 35.
LEG MINI-SPAMMER #2 HP: 35.
LEG MINI-SPAMMER #3 HP: 35.

Players HP:
CRITAWAKETS:9/9 (CHARGING ATTACK...)
Marios: 9/9.
Copy Kirby: 9/9.
ZeUberMedic!: 9/9.
Nix the Glaceon: 9/9.
Superfun909: 9/9.
]}Crazy{[ (Okay I'll let you play now): 9/9.

Uh Oh! The 3 Mini-Spammers are about to attack!
The Mini-Spammers all attack Superfun909, Nix the Glaceon, and Marios, removing 1 heart from their life.
Superfun909: 8/9.
Nix the Glaceon: 8/9.
Marios: 8/9.  

[Marios]

Kick the first mini-spammer out of my lawn.

[CRITAWAKETS]

More Charge! Fun.

[Nix the Glaceon]

hoist the annoying lil bugger up and throw it at the big boy

[crazies alt]

use a hammer on those bricks

[Copy Kirby]

forget it

[ZeÜberMedic!]

punch each of them