Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Superfun909]

spin in a circle and slap all of them

[Ad Bot]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Marios rolls a 5!
You kicked one of the Mini-Spammers off of your Lawn, inflicting 42 damage and also killing the Mini-Spammer.
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 7!
You are still charging your attack.
Nix the Glaceon rolls a 4!
You threw one of the Mini-Spammers at Trixie, which deals 43 damage to her and also killing the Mini-Spammer.
]}Crazy{[ rolls a 5!
You hit one of the Mini-Spammers with a hammer, killing it.
Copy Kirby rolls a goddamnit not again
Meeting Trixie
One day, Copy Kirby was just minding his own business... when all of a sudden, Trixie walked up behind him... she said "Wanna come to the crib? and Copy Kirby gleefully responded with a yes. Then, when they got to "The Crib" the two started to eat donuts with eachother... then, they started to go nuts! Trixie began calling herself a bad girl and kept swallowing her own spam goo, while Copy Kirby ripped off his pubic hairs and screamed and moaned as Trixie gave him pleasure... they then passed out... "That was the best night ever..." Trixie said. "Let's do it again!" said Copy Kirby-"
Uh, yeah... lets just forget that ever happened. Someone got the brain bleach?
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 2!
You tried to punch Trixie, but due to her legs being made of metal, they hurt your fist. 8/9 Hearts.


TRIXIE HP: 778.

PLAYERS HP:
Marios: 8/9.
CRITAWAKETS: 9/9.
Nix the Glaceon: 8/9.
]}Crazy{[: 9/9.
Copy Kirby: 9/9.
ZeUberMedic!: 8/9.

WARNING! Spam Stampede!
Trixie starts kicking her feet, then she immediately begins running at a speed of 35 MPH towards you. She knocks over 3 players:
Copy Kirby
CRITAWAKETS
Superfun909

They get knocked over by Trixie, which causes them to lose 2 hearts.
Copy Kirby: 7/9.
CRITAWAKETS: 7/9.
Superfun909: 6/9.

stuff I forgot superfun909, ah well his attack wouldn't do anything since all the mini-spammers are dead

[Superfun909]

it's fine

merge trixie with a build they'll fit into

[CRITAWAKETS]

Man, generators are slow these days.

Charge anyway.

[Nix the Glaceon]

stare at copy Kirby

[Marios]

Since my name is Mario, I might as well goomba stomp Trixie.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

INTERMISSION
Trixie begins to start spitting out Mini-Spammers out of her back! Two of them were spawned.

MINI-SPAMMER HP: 35 (each).

[crazies alt]

kill them both

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

is it too late to join
if not then spam grenades at everything

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

ATTACK CYCLE RESULTS
Superfun909 rolls a 3!
You tried merging Trixie into a build, but all of the builds (yes they're sentient in the Super Stick Universe) reject Trixie, calling her a horrible hell spawn that should be destroyed.
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 7!
You kept charging your attack. It should be ready by the next turn.
Nix the Glaceon rolls a 3!
You blankly stared at Copy Kirby.
Marios rolls a 5!
You Goomba stomped Trixie, dealing 100 damage.
]}Crazy{[ rolls a 5!
You killed the Mini-Spammers.
Bloo Kirby the 2nd rolls a 5!
You spammed grenades everywhere, but you mostly shot them at Trixie, dealing 207 damage to her.
TRIXIE HP: 471.
PLAYERS HP:
Superfun909: 6/9.
CRITAWAKETS: 7/9.
Nix the Glaceon: 8/9.
Marios: 8/9.
]}Crazy{[: 9/9.
Bloo Kirby the 2nd: 9/9.
WARNING! Spam Stampede will occur in the next turn (that is if Trixie isn't blasted to bits by CRITAWAKETS' attack).

ATTACK CYCLE START

[Marios]

In before CRITAWAKETS' attack!

Give Trixie her last request! No wait, she gets none. She gets a last beatdown!

[Nix the Glaceon]

OH stuff
HIDE BEHIND A CARDBOARD BOX

[CRITAWAKETS]

WARNING! Spam Stampede will occur in the next turn (that is if Trixie isn't blasted to bits by CRITAWAKETS' attack).[/center]

honhonhon.

I get 4 wings and then assemble them together to fire a powerful laser called the Satellite Blazer that not only does heavy damage, but also stuns the enemies.


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[ZeÜberMedic!]

use a deflect shield on me

[Superfun909]

GO CRITAWAKETS' GO!

Proceed to use a light prism in front of the attack, strengthening it further