Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Superfun909 rolls a 5!
You fired Banana Mortars at the Banana Man. 102 damage inflicted!

KristoB rolls a 4!
You slapped the Banana Man. 7 damage inflicted!

Marios rolls a 4!
You threw an orange at the Banana Man. 4 damage inflicted! However, you told your pun, and the sheer stupidity inflicts 52 damage on him.

failbros2 rolls a 5!
You fired high explosive grenades from your AT-ST. 126 damage inflicted!

BANANA MAN HP: 445.

PLAYERS HP:
Superfun909: 6/9.
KristoB: 8/9.
Marios: 8/9.
failbros2: 9/9.

ALLIES:
SlimeGuy #1 HP: 500.
SlimeGuy #2: HP: 500.
SlimeGuy #3 HP: 500.
AT-ST HP: 1500.

WARNING! The Banana Man is about to attack!
The Banana Man kicks two people:
Marios
Superfun909
They get kicked by the Banana Man, removing one heart from their life.
Marios HP: 7/9.
Superfun909 HP: 5/9.

The Banana Man also fires a rocket launcher at the AT-ST, dealing 405 damage to it.

AT-ST HP: 1095.

(Off Topic: We really do need more players for this game. Also, we would like some players back, namely Nix the Glaceon, cromartini, CRITAWAKETS, etc.)

[Ad Bot]

[KristoB]

counter

[failbros2]

And now, I fire with a missile!

[Superfun909]

wait did i actually just attack myself

logic myself/bananaman in the face, therefore damaging the bananaman for attacking me

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

poke the banana with a stick

[Marios]

Peel him!

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Fire a huge artillery shell at bananaman

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

KristoB rolls a 5!
You counter attacked the Banana Man. 87 damage inflicted!

failbros2 rolls a 5!
You fired a missile from your AT-ST at the Banana-Man. 200 damage inflicted!

Superfun909 rolls a 4!
You logic yourself in the face. 35 damage inflicted on the Banana Man. PRO-TIP: Attempting to attack Superfun909 will result in the Banana Man taking damage instead.

Bloo Kirby rolls a 2!
You poked the Banana Man with a stick. The Banana Man violently grabs the stick from you and beats you over the head with it. 7/9 Hearts!

Marios rolls a 2!
You peeled the Banana Man. Unfortunately, due to him having the word "Man" in his name, his balls are all out and showing. The eye poison causes literally everybody in the attack cycle to lose 1 heart from their life.

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 3!
You tried to fire a Huge Artillery Shell at the Banana Man, unfortunately, it misses and blows up the 3 Slime Guys, killing them all.

BANANA MAN HP: 123.

PLAYERS HP:
KristoB: 7/9 Hearts.
failbros2: 8/9 Hearts.
Superfun909: 4/9 Hearts (CAUTION: Low Health!)
Bloo Kirby: 6/9 Hearts.
Marios: 6/9 Hearts.
ZeUberMedic!: 7/8 Hearts.

ALLIES:
AT-ST. HP: 1095.

[Superfun909]

stab myself in the neck, actually, just in the knee.

[KristoB]

sacrifice half my health for more damage and then use jackie chan moves

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

find an anti radiation suit, and poke the banana with an explosive radioactive stick.

[Marios]

Make Banana Man a popular meme on 9gag.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Superfun909 rolls a 5!
You stabbed yourself in the neck knee, removing 2 hearts from your HP and also killing the Banana Man.

ENEMY DEFEATED!

(On Track, On Track...)
Fran, Peyton, Cooper, and Petrie all are still in the Time Machine. The Time Machine is still malfunctioning. Suddenly, the malfunctions stop, and the four exit the Time Machine, only to see... Chattanooga? The city almost looks just as identical as when they last entered the Time Machine. They enter the school and decide to put Petrie and Cooper in their normal lockers. While strolling along for a bit, they discover themselves, literally. Evil Fran and Evil Peyton go into their lockers and steal Cooper and Petrie. They then run out of the school. Fran and Peyton run after them, but when they get outside, they see literally all of the villains from the past, now as good guys (I.E. The Ultra-Banhammer 5000 is a Crossing Guard, Zorbus, Klaxor, Haliegh, and Professor Jiggypants (later renamed to Tivvy Torvoskitz) are Firemen, Carl and Franken-Spammer are Construction Workers, Trixie is a Mail-man (or Mail-woman) and Dr. Badguy is a Police Officer). They then run up to their treehouse, only to see that Evil Fran and Evil Peyton are at the treehouse, and they are in the middle of hypnotizing Cooper. Cooper then becomes evil. Fran and Peyton then immediately climb up to stop Evil Fran and Evil Peyton.

ENEMY #14: EVIL FRAN AND EVIL PEYTON.

ENEMY HP: 50 (each).
ENEMY DIFFICULTY: Extremely Easy.

SF909 HP: 2/9 (CAUTION: Low Health!)

ALLIES:
AT-ST. HP: 1095.

[Marios]

Get each of the two freaks and spank them to teach them a lesson.

[failbros2]

Throw a net at both of them