Dark Blockland Guard sent me a PM asking if I could do the attack cycle for him because he was too tired to update himself this time. Like every good Samaritan I said yes. This should be simpler than Tank Busters.
Also, I accidentally pressed the Forum Games link while updating and had a much cooler message here but now it's all lost.
Let's operate another roosterpit.
failbros2, KristoB and Marios roll a
6!
To catch a supervillain on the run, you need to play an epic sax solo. It doesn't end there as KristoB and I come in to fill for the rest of the instruments. Afterwards, we all shout a "HEY!" and deal 100 meme damage to Cooper!
While the music is still going, I am ready to throw a net that I had just found when KristoB says "Go!" The net forces Cooper to stay in place as he struggles for 62 damage!
Nix the Glaceon rolls a
1...
You whack Cooper with a stale subway sandwich. The only thing you were able to do was piss him off
a lot, so much he punches you across the block, throws a school bus at you and then steps on you as the finishing move.
Thought you were hot, guess what, you're not.ZeÜberMedic! rolls a
7!!!
You shout "Vy kreténe!" while throwing explosive potatoes. A lot of explosive potatoes. Like,
oh god, where did you get so many? There are explosions going on everywhere, Michael Bay would be proud! Cooper gets freaking obliterated for 265 damage! This also hurts you, KristoB and CRITAWAKETS for one heart.
CRITAWAKETS rolls a
5!
You equip wing-jet-blades. An unrealistic concept, but it checks out. You strafe through the air and toward the left arm of Cooper to make your cut. And a cut it is as Cooper screeches in pain for 128 damage! Thankfully, Cooper's arms are large enough to cover what horrible things could come out of his trauma.
Superfun909 rolls a
7!!!
You spam healing potions everywhere and make sure everything and everyone gets at least two passes of healing potion! Everyone heals 5 hearts instantly! Dead people are revived to 5 health! The AT-ST heals back to full health! Cooper heals back 300 health! ...Wait a sec!
COOPER HP: 1695.
There is something about Cooper that hasn't been mentioned... He is a bit
sly. Get it? No? Hmm. What if I told you he gets a familiar cane and hits me, ZeUberMedic and KristoB for one heart each? Pop-culture reference still not visible? Aw.
Players HP:Marios:
8/9.failbros2:
9/9.KristoB:
6/9.Nix the Glaceon:
5/9.ZeUberMedic!:
8/9.CRITAWAKETS:
9/9.ALLIES:
AT-ST. HP: 1500.
You know, if the health of each player wasn't spread out so far, this wouldn't take me an hour and a half to do on the phone.
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