Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You fired a laser rifle at Cooper. 72 damage inflicted!

Marios rolls a 2!
You tried to climb up to Cooper's head, but you immediately lost your footing and fell off. 6/9 Hearts!

Superfun909 rolls a 5!
You threw cookies in all directions. All of them explode and the chips fly out and act as darts. They all hit Cooper. 172 damage inflicted!

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You aimed your fingers at Cooper and fired them. 105 damage inflicted!

GIANT EVIL COOPER HP: 330.

PLAYERS HP:
ZeUberMedic!: 9/9.
Marios: 6/9.
Superfun909: 9/9.
bobbygordon4: 9/9.

WARNING! Giant Evil Cooper is about to attack!
Cooper grabs ZeUberMedic! and proceeds to punch him 3 times, removing one heart each punch.

ZeUberMedic! HP: 6/9.

[Ad Bot]

[Chip Car]

fire a chaingun

[ZeÜberMedic!]

shoot a double barrel shotgun

[Marios]

Fire a combine ball with a Pulse Rifle at Cooper.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

Juan Deag Him

[KristoB]

go back to csgo when the R8 was first introduced and could oneshot anything
grab the R8 from the past and shoot him in the head with it with m1 fire

[Superfun909]

run the program rawr.rar on a mac

[Superfun909]

bompf

[Marios]

run the program rawr.rar on a mac

rawr.rar is a compressed archive, not an executable.

[Superfun909]

well then, run rawr.rar.exe

[Mad Hops Disease]

death star that bitch

[Superfun909]

bompf

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

After this turn, Giant Evil Cooper will more than likely be defeated. Which means I will have to type out another long ass story as to what happens next and i'll also have to draw a drawing of Puper Plick. I might wait until tomorrow to do it.

...wait, did I just spoil the next boss?

[Superfun909]

After this turn, Giant Evil Cooper will more than likely be defeated. Which means I will have to type out another long ass story as to what happens next and i'll also have to draw a drawing of Puper Plick. I might wait until tomorrow to do it.

...wait, did I just spoil the next boss?

Um, YEAH.

[Superfun909]

i thought you were gonna do it 2 days ago, oh well

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