Engineer's weird misadventures [A Homoloveual Fanfiction?]

[lord techno]

Scout: Hey...Good lookin'

Scout: Wanna go bonk? If you catch my drift.

Looks like scout is acting gay again. What will you do?

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Break his smug-ass finger.

[gebenuwell]

Alert the local authorities.

[tber123]

Erect your dispenser

[lord techno]

Break his smug-ass finger.

Scout: What the hell are you- OH MY GOD!

Scout: MY HAND! What the hell?!

Alert the local authorities.

Operator: Sup bro, what's your problem?

Engineer: I got a gay cigaretteola here, he's hittin on my texan bod' Also his arm is mangled, totally not me to blame for it, pretty sure he's crazy.

Operator: Oh stuff! Sounds pretty stuffty bro, i got me best boys on dis. U wait there.

Scout: What the hell man? Now your reporting me?!

Erect your dispenser

Engineer: Erectin' ma Dispenser!

Scout: ...What the forget?

???: Ahem. Gentlemen.

Spy: Ohohohoho! Let us dance!

So...These are the authorities? What do you do?

[gebenuwell]

Alert the other authorities. Some weird gay orgy is taking on, and we ain't gonna take part in it.
also break their hands and fingers

[Duck Quackington]

do the rancho relaxo and give zero damns about the intel

[Space1255]

Do a flip

[NotBomberguy]

build up speed for 12 hours

[tber123]

Call more authorities and blame the spies for taking part in a gay orgy

[SWAT One]

Create a tower of dispensers so high that they can't reach you.

[Nix the Glaceon]

give the scout your sweet sentry buster like he wants
let the spies join in on the party

[failbros2]

make a fanfic of the spies

[Copy Kirby]

shove one of them up the others ass

[Nicepoint]

Leave, this is eww