[NEWS] everyone here is disabled.

[Lord Tony®]

So in news today apparently the world health organization has said that anyone who cannot find a loveual partner is now considered disabled.

Under the new rules, heteroloveual single men and women and gay men and women who want to have children will now be given the same priority as a couple seeking IVF because of medical fertility problems.

But critics branded the new laws as “absurd nonsense” arguing that the organisation has overstepped the mark by moving into social matters rather than health.

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[Zharthon]

here is an actual source: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/loveual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF

dunno how accurate it is or even if it's just bullstuffting everyone but eh

[otto-san]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/19/single-men-will-get-the-right-to-start-a-family-under-new-defini/

people seem to be overblowing this, tho i'm not too clear on the implications of what the WHO considers 'infertile.' supposedly it's a change in definition that apparently implies that reproduction is a fundamental right for everyone, not just those in a relationship?

[Lego lad]

aw heck yeah now i can park in those special parking spots

[Foxscotch]

I guess if you think shooting blanks is a "disability" lol

[Silleb²]

anything for handicapped spots boi

[Maxwell.]

stuff tony just roasted us

[XR-7]

Guess I should park in the back of the lot now...

[Refticus]

but we were already disabled with crippling autism

[crazy54311]

cool

[Insert Name Here²]

aw heck yeah now i can park in those special parking spots

[patton360]

so you can be "disabled" if youre still having love?

[Foxscotch]

so you can be "disabled" if youre still having love?

I don't really know what you're trying to say, but it sounds vaguely like you're disagreeing with tony, so I think we're making big steps today patton

[Lord Tony®]

So if you can't find love partners now you can blame it on your disability rather than your personality.

This will then lead to people claiming not having love with them is immoral.

[Lego lad]

tony have love with me