[NEWS] Russia unveils new thermonuclear superweapon capable of flattening Texas

[Daswiruch]

tryna learn russian so they wont bomb me tho

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elo comrade

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[Perry]

иди нахуй Сука Блять
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yes i am loyal to russia mother do not do nuke on americans country we have borscht still hail stalin

[Becquerel]

yes i am loyal to russia mother do not do nuke on americans country we have borscht still hail stalin

nah
comrade kruschchev did away with stalinism a long time ago

[IkeTheGeneric]

russia you cant nuke me until the cubs win world series

[Drydess]

good lord tony, was that a triple post?

one time he got no replies to his bait posts so he replied to it himself

[Perry]

one time he got no replies to his bait posts so he replied to it himself

inb4 "drydess keeps following me" drama part 2

[Foxscotch]

"superweapon capable of flattening Texas"
aka ur mom XDDD

[Office-Pirate]

so was there a satan missle before this one or is this the sequel to satan

[Becquerel]

so was there a satan missle before this one or is this the sequel to satan

There was another missile used before
The R-36M, which has the NATO Reporting name SS-18 "Satan"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R-36_(missile)

[SubDaWoofer]

"superweapon capable of flattening Texas"
aka ur mom XDDD

[Steve5451²]

if we can all agree to just let russia nuke texas, the world will be a better place

but what if it hurts me in arizona? :(

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rash b

[Nymph]

but i live in Texas

[Perry]

i bet texas wants to dip so bad rn
#texout before they get their ass chernobyld by satan 2

[Zloff]

there are too many bibles in Texas for satan 2 have any affect

[Perry]

there are too many bibles in Texas for satan 2 have any affect

time to use satan 3