Nothing worked. Nothing ever will work with you people will it.
"Nothing" works. All you had to do was do nothing. You forgeted it up by thinking that satirizing the people criticizing you would somehow make them reflect upon themselves and see how ridiculous they've been, but all it showed is how poorly constructed all your arguments are and how you haven't put any semblance of effort into figuring out just what the forget people are saying, instead boiling it down to "Everyone who disagrees with me is a mouth-foaming libertard!"
The cold hard truth is that you have basically no clue what you're talking about, and you've been arguing with people who do. It doesn't matter what side of the compass you sit, you put yourself in an unwinnable position and you're the one who made yourself look like a fool. You thrust yourself into political threads to argue about stuff you spent barely any time fact-checking and then refused to believe that you could possibly be wrong about something, and then it was you who stooped low enough to regurgitate personal attacks. From the looks of things, everyone was was basically reciprocating your abuse.
Long story short, get over yourself. Nobody actually cared enough to systematically pick apart your arguments because as people put it, they'd be putting more effort into your argument than you did in the first place, and it's not like they were going to change your mind.