Author Topic: adventures of a computer virus but it makes sense  (Read 10039 times)


Hack into a popular website silently.

Also this guy is testing our malware capabilities. This is very obviously a VM.

so stuff came up and i had to be away yesterday. either way, on with the show.

open http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Child-From-Masturbating-in-Public this to him.

You silently open this tab without it switching to it. The user notices and clicks on it, displaying the page.

He sorta shakes the cursor around. You guess in confusion.

Start moving around desktop icons (but don't remove any) every time a window is minimized to the desktop.

As the user minimizes the browser window, the icons are moved around.
The user starts to look through the Programs & Features menu to uninstall the program.

Like that'd work.

start taking money from the bank account

They don't appear to be logged into one.

However, their credentials to one appear to be encrypted in the browser.
Encrypted is exaggerated, though, as you just have to get to the settings window and reveal them.

It seems like the user has left for an unknown reason, as the cursor has stopped moving.

start accessing all this guy's passwords so we can get into all his accounts, and make sure that if he plugs his usb into any other device, we spread to whatever he plugs it into

Hey yeah since they're gone you do that.
You retrieve all the passwords, and upload them to a off-site server for storage.

At the same time, you setup a task for yourself to infect any USB storage device to be plugged in. Even phones with a MTP connection.

access his personal information and make him post it on a very active forum

You know the owner of the virus has a Blockland Forums account, so let's login using that and post it!

...Banned for breaking rule 2.
Ok.

You don't feel like registering on a forum no one knows about. Got any ideas?

look at his research folder
if he doesn't have one make one

You search for a research folder, and find one. Wasn't hard to find considering this guy is apparently OK with hentai and other stuff.

And inside i-

You delete the folder. There was nothing there.

torrent call of duty 4 and never allow the owner to quit unless he finishes the game

((hey buddy hope you know piracy isn't something you can joke about here, that's actually bannable))

put bonzi buddy on the computer

Look, you may be a virus, but you're not Satan.

Gay research everywhere

You grab something from a random gay reddit subreddit and set it as a desktop background, tiled.

Perfect.

Hack into a popular website silently.

Also this guy is testing our malware capabilities. This is very obviously a VM.

Be specific. Popular websites also have to have bad security.

...The second statement, however, is possible. You don't seem to notice any VMware processes running, though.

Replace every single name on the computer to "Gay research"

Hack into any downloading websites like github and dropbox to spread further.


install codered in the computer

welp acces the webcam to see around his real life thingys

consider if he knows that we've become sentient


change every file extension to .cum so he can't access anything

change the desktop background to hello.jpg

((hey buddy hope you know piracy isn't something you can joke about here, that's actually bannable))

oh stuff, didnt know that, thanks for telling me

ontopic:
create a folder and name it "not desktop screenies"
waste space by adding notepad folders that have 1 word in them
« Last Edit: November 06, 2016, 11:16:58 AM by Mr Noobler »

subtly move mouse cursor on its own

Replace every single name on the computer to "Gay research"

You are not renaming yourself to gay research, and besides, you feel like staying a bit longer.

Hack into any downloading websites like github and dropbox to spread further.

2 high security sites. And you want the virus who's made for doing tasks like keylogging to do it.
No.

INSTALL, BONZIBUDDY.

We are NOT doing this.

install codered in the computer

You fetch the old worm CodeRed, famous for its spreading to computers to attack Microsoft IIS servers, and even the White House.
With this and yourself spreading, you're going to bring havoc among this world.

welp acces the webcam to see around his real life thingys

Activating the webcam, you see-
oh. Oh.

This guy's house is loving terrible. There's trash and stuff everywhere, you can visibly see the keyboard filled with crumbs, hair, and other stuff, and everything looks, awful. You have no idea where the guy who owns the computer is. And you don't think you want to know.

consider if he knows that we've become sentient

You ponder this possible fact for a moment.




Nah.

begin keylogging

Keylogging activated. Although you already have most of his passwords anyways from the Firefox accessing.

change every file extension to .cum so he can't access anything

change the desktop background to hello.jpg

Once again, this would affect EVERYTHING. Including yourself. Let's avoid that, just for now.

Also yeah let's do that. It's so gross, right?

create a folder and name it "not desktop screenies"
waste space by adding notepad folders that have 1 word in them

Folder made, now actively making 1 word files every 0.01ms. It'll fill space kinda slowly, but it will murder his CPU.

subtly move mouse cursor on its own

You decided to use one of brother MEMZ's features and very slightly move the cursor.

Owner's not around to see it, though. Where is that disgusting forget?

start browsing the users browser history