yeah i don't have an excuse for not doing this i was just being lazy
start browsing the users browser history
You browse the user's history.
While there's your typical stuff, Facebook, YouTube, and others, there's also a lot of. Very unsavory stuff. That shalt not be mentioned.
check steam account
if none, go make one and start playing tf2
You check the Steam client they have installed, and they're logged in.
They have a lot of nothing in that game list.
So, you might as well play Team Fortress 2.
Oh wait.
You're a virus.
A virus that doesn't know how to play Team Fortress 2.
Might as well ask the creator about that later.
Or just get advice from them.
its time to spread make a few fake sites to spread to more computers
You contact the creator and ask about making new sites.
They agree, and a couple new sites by the name of realcardgenerator, freexblgiftcodes, and robux4free are now made. Time to wait.
install the IMHAPPY.gif virus onto the computer when he comes back
You've heard stories about this virus.
Stories.
It's not real.
replace one of his most used programs as a self replicating .bat file
That would be Firefox. You replace all shortcuts and the exe itself with the .bat file. Now, whenever it starts, it'll constantly regenerate itself, slowly filling the hard drive.
Be ready to use CIH the next time he comes on.
You download a copy of CIH and run it...but it doesn't work.
Checking Wikipedia, it seems it only runs on 95, 98, and Millenium Edition. This is XP.
Drat, and that would have been really nice to see, too.
Install lostboy.exe and make it run the next time they try launching something.
Why would you want to install someone else's RAT? This is YOUR computer, not THEIRS.
I mean, yeah, it's a virus disguised as a horror game, but you're not letting someone else control your domain.
replicate yourself more than 10000 times and hack into every missile system in the world, then launch them at random countries, then destroy the world.
frostburn war.
or invade every laboratory, search for any chemical that transforms people into furries, then leak the chemical, cause an infection outbreak and done.
Begin finding their relative's passwords and make them feel hated, by messaging them hateful messages from relative's accounts
You already scanned passwords and usernames, nothing from relatives on there.
I don't think any relative would even want to be in their house anyways.
make a payload that has a chance of activating every 1/10 mouse clicks that disables keyboard, mouse, touch, or any other input from the outside user for 10 seconds
Ah, a classic. You activate this, because that's funny.
i would track down mocheeze and bring him back
Who is this "Mocheeze"? Does he even exist?
(i actually know who he is but whatever)
Corrupt the roomba.
And proclaim yourself the roomba emperor.
Please think about this for a moment:
- stuffty house
- stuffty computer
- stuffty everything
Do you sincerely expect this guy to have a roomb-
Oh. He does.
Shocking.
You hack into it, and now you have control of the roomba. It's currently in the same room as the computer.
You can explore using it at any time.
Rename everything but yourself to "Gay research"
While that would be funny, you'd still like to mess around with this guy.
so many illogical actions
