port if evar lets me
swollow if she would let me
You don't need permission to choose someone as your waifu, it's something you do in complete disregard of their feelings or opinions! It's the internet! Nothing is real! Harassment is okay! Bullying is okay! Who gives a stuff? It's obvious the person on the recieveing end does, but hey! You've never seen their real face, so they might as well be a stuffed animal for all you care!..... forget it... Annoying Orange is my waifu and I will affectionately refer to him as carrot-chan from this point forward.
I have some body pillows to order...