where can i buy a good sword (ok fine im willing to spend more than $100)

[Poliwhirl]

i'm lookin for a sword because swords are cool and it sounds like a fun time, so i'm just going to assume that people on this forum know enough about weapons to direct me to a cool, cheap-ish sword. if you have links to other necessary accessories or tips on proper sword care then let me know

oh and no god damn katanas, either. i mean a real sword. the big boy stuff.

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[Trogtor]

if you want to kill Annoying Orange a katana is your best bet

[Stick Man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5eb9JBF2yQ

[Poliwhirl]

if you want to kill Annoying Orange a katana is your best bet

i cannot afford to give him an even fight

[TheABELBOTO]

Op is going to commit seppuku but wants it to be legit first

[Nix the Glaceon]

try this site

seriously though, a sword is just a bulky, hard-to-use knife that you have to unsheathe if you actually want to defend yourself when you can just whip out a kitchen knife

[Toxicology]

TWO HANDED GREAT SWORD

[Poliwhirl]

try this site

seriously though, a sword is just a bulky, hard-to-use knife that you have to unsheathe if you actually want to defend yourself when you can just whip out a kitchen knife

im probably not gonna be using it for self defense i just wanna chop up some watermelons or something

[Juncoph]

don't waste your money on cheap swords. save up.

[Trogtor]

oh "watermelons??"

ahhh! i see what you mean! completely understood

you can surely scare off any watermelon with a switch blade

here's a tip, I'd demand wallet money first. give them a taste of their own medicine

[beachbum111111]

ask /k/ they are pro's on this stuff

[Poliwhirl]

don't waste your money on cheap swords. save up.

that's actually a fair point

i've always kind of wanted a big greatsword, is the

TWO HANDED GREAT SWORD

(https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Handed-Great-Sword/dp/B000Q9GD2Y)

worth it, or do you have other recommendations?

[Insert Name Here²]

ebay

[Conan]

oh "watermelons??"

ahhh! i see what you mean! completely understood

you can surely scare off any watermelon with a switch blade

here's a tip, I'd demand wallet money first. give them a taste of their own medicine

i think he meant peaches, not watermelons

not like youd do much different though, though you might want to go with some zipties or a gun as well

[Stick Man]

Water Bottles are pretty fun to cut up. They're also relatively inexpensive compared to watermelon.