My mall got shot up today.

[Decepticon]

200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

[Ad Bot]

[Goku®]

why hasn't that been fixed yet

[Dionysusan]

by a monday? figures

[Steve5451²]

this guy was in it (ignoring the meme garbage)

http://imgur.com/gallery/aEhWmy0

[cooolguy32]

Surprisingly, they didn't catch the guy, but they know he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie. Unfortunately that describes like a quarter of the people in the area.

[Nonnel]

If you close your eyes before the screen goes black, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

[Twerky]

Where's Paul Blart when you need him the most

[Filipe]

he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

[Somemong]

but they know he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

It's no surprise that shootings happen from mondays who think "BLACC LIVES MATTURR U RASIS"

[Darth C3P0]

200ft 6lb black man

woah

[Nix the Glaceon]

he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

[snot2]

i dont think hed be 6 stone if he was that tall, unless he was made of sponge or cotton

[Bisjac]

sounds just like a regular shooting. not even a big deal. some personal stuff like on the street and not meant to be a big deal to others.
"shot up" kind of implies something different...

[CRITAWAKETS]

How the hell did people die in the shooting? The guy weighs 6 lbs and is 200ft tall. You sneeze on him and he recoils back.

[Willymcmilly]

could have had an amazing basketball career that man