my summer car - finland circa 1995 simulator.

[e-maxx]

This game is easier than I thought

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[Juncoph]

vit--------------------tu

[Insert Name Here²]

you dork of the pusillanimous individual

[Juncoph]

i lost the hazard sign before i knew i needed it to pass inspection so now i will forever be a plateless outlaw

[e-maxx]

this game makes me feel weird.
I enjoy playing it so much but i hate putting time into it.

[espio100]

Brakes dont work
Help

[Nonnel]

did you try connecting them

i went on a run in the van to get gas and someone came up behind me doing 60 on the highway as i was about to turn off and i died
now i have to get back there to get the goddamn gas and i have to drive the goddamn semi and hope i don't die again

[e-maxx]

Brakes dont work
Help

there's like a billion fittings on the brake lines make sure they're all tight


forget i hit a car head on in the van and i died rip me

[Insert Name Here²]

Brakes dont work
Help

Bolt in all the connections in the engine bay and the bolts in the brake hubs

also there's a large bolt in the cabin where the pedals are screw dat in too

[e-maxx]

BRUH i was loading stuff in the van at the shop and it glitched the forget out and flipped over

[Juncoph]

did you try connecting them

i went on a run in the van to get gas and someone came up behind me doing 60 on the highway as i was about to turn off and i died
now i have to get back there to get the goddamn gas and i have to drive the goddamn semi and hope i don't die again

semi is indestructible, ram with impunity

[Nonnel]

nice
the van should still be where i died, right?

update: it was there. i towed it home so i'm pretty proud of myself
but now i'm home and i hear sirens. the cops are coming for all the gas i stole
okay i hear at least 4 sirens going now. i feel like they're going to keep adding up until i find out where they're coming from

[MunkeyCheez]

new jobs just been added for that mustang guy!!

[?Sir Info? 2]

ok can someone tell me how the forget do I clean myself
and also, where the hell is the food store and gas station. in the meantime here's a guide to start the van for new players:
step one: lean left and you should see a ignition, now hold mouse one on the ignition till the curly symbol on the dashboard goes away
step two: lean right, and you should see a handbrake, press mouse 2 on it till the circle symbol on the dashboard goes off
step 3: gear up with g to go forward, gear down with b to reverse
note: you can break the windshield easily by punching/by pressing h

[Couatl]

ok can someone tell me how the forget do I clean myself

Go in the sauna; you can get there through the door in the kitchen which leads to a laundry room, and then a shower where the sauna will be through the next door.
There's a bunch of tutorials on how to use it but you basically turn on the stove, fill the bucket in the previous room, and wait a really long time until the thermometer reaches 100. The use the spoon thing to pick up and pour water on the stove and the dirtiness bar should go down a little.

and also, where the hell is the food store and gas station.

Just go down the dirt road and turn right every clear intersection you can; by the third turn you should be on asphalt for a short time unless i forgeted up and there's a right turn I forgot existed. On the fourth turn you should eventually see some buildings and the first is the shop.