Your rules are complete nonsense, especially the one about the dish, which has no basis and serves no purpose other than trying to make you not look like an idiot for using terrain and allowing you to "invalidate" us, whatever that means. Â The opinion that matters is that of the community(ies), who are the real judge of such a contest as this.
I enjoy how you refuse to post a list of all your rules because that would mean you couldn't add more later to be an ass.
However, I still stand by my statement that this build can be accomplished.