i smoked my first weeds

[Camel]

You're obviously lying OP, I can tell because people who smoke weed don't do what you claimed you did... Because I belong to Marijuana culture, I feel like your misrepresentation is threatening my lifestyle. A pox on you, OP!!

Finally, someone reasonable!

EVERYONE knows that smoking a lot of weed and drinking a lot of alcohol is a 100% lethal combination every time, that's why high schoolers are always very measured and safe with their intake of both substances, especially if they have no frame of reference and are at a party.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

OP has singlehandedly ruined weed culture for me. *cartwheels out of /r/trees* thanks alot

[SlayerZ99]

damn ike and camel need to chill with the jokes

[Camel]

damn ike and camel need to chill with the jokes

how dare you


i've never joked a day in my life

[IkeTheGeneric]

OP, you clearly smoked the wrong kind of weed. The incorrect kind of weed. Your high was not proper. Your form was misguided. What you experienced was facetious. Moral of the story: what were you thinking?

[Zloff]

*cartwheels

what

[Daswiruch]

what were you thinking?

are you out of your moind

[blockguy™]

OP, you clearly smoked the wrong kind of weed. The incorrect kind of weed. Your high was not proper. Your form was misguided. What you experienced was facetious. Moral of the story: what were you thinking?

sorry dude

[IkeTheGeneric]

It's okay my friend, this is only the beginning of your journey, your Marijuana-Tolkien adventure. You're basically bilbo baggins except instead of helping dwarves take back their fortress, you're smonking weed

[Camel]

sorry dude

next time if you want to ACTUALLY get high, you need to dab pure THC wax, and then as soon as you've hit the pipe you need to vape some weed to counterbalance the wax, and immediately put on The Great Gig in the Sky, dolby surround sound forgeter or it's not gonna hit properly at aLL

[Daswiruch]

next time if you want to ACTUALLY get high, you need to dab pure THC wax

you mean this stuff?

[Camel]

you mean this stuff?

yo man


why do you think that motherforgeter was green

shrek the original rude boy

[Planr]

the first time i smoked weed i killed my parents

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[Daswiruch]