Author Topic: i smoked my first weeds  (Read 5466 times)

dude i forgetin made out with a girl after tho, so it's all good
the fact that your defense to being called a creep for staring at your friends making out is to say that you also made out with a girl kinda makes it seem even more like you are lying actually

the fact that your defense to being called a creep for staring at your friends making out is to say that you also made out with a girl kinda makes it seem even more like you are lying actually
im not lying

dude i forgetin made out with a girl after tho, so it's all good
idk what that has to do with watching ur buddy makeout with a girl in a hot tub but okay man i made out with my girlfriend last night too so its all good

the first time i smoked weed i killed my parents

idk what that has to do with watching ur buddy makeout with a girl in a hot tub but okay man i made out with my girlfriend last night too so its all good
what is a man to do when he's in a hot tub with two people making out
i mean it's not like i was sitting there making the maddest of eye contact at my friend or his girl, i was kinda just chillin in there

what is a man to do when he's in a hot tub with two people making out
i mean it's not like i was sitting there making the maddest of eye contact at my friend or his girl, i was kinda just chillin in there
but you were glancing over from time to time??

but you were glancing over from time to time??
yes, exactly that

yes, exactly that
hmmmm...
interesting

i mean you coulda 1) finished or 2) left before ya started man

i mean you coulda 1) finished or 2) left before ya started man
started what


before you started, ya know

buffing the banana
as i've stated before

i wasn't jerking off

its okay to tell us if you were slapping the flapper

yeah sometimes you need to just polish the rocket

You're obviously lying OP, I can tell because people who smoke weed don't do what you claimed you did... Because I belong to Marijuana culture, I feel like your misrepresentation is threatening my lifestyle. A pox on you, OP!!

the fact that your defense to being called a creep for staring at your friends making out is to say that you also made out with a girl kinda makes it seem even more like you are lying actually

I wholeheartidly agree, Foxscotch. I believe that people who smoke weed never get past first base with women, it's biologically impossible.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2016, 08:51:11 PM by IkeTheGeneric »

You're obviously lying OP, I can tell because people who smoke weed don't do what you claimed you did... Because I belong to Marijuana culture, I feel like your misrepresentation is threatening my lifestyle. A pox on you, OP!!

I wholeheartidly agree, Foxscotch. I believe that people who smoke weed never get past first base with women, it's biologically impossible.
pox me