ITT: we make nerdy pick-up lines (must be this nerdy to pass)

[Lego lad]

you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

[Ad Bot]

[Willco2]

are you a magnet because im sure attracted to you

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

hey, i'm interested in you. i'm literally the perfect human being, who is nice, funny, and intelligent. i may not have the looks, but i am the man for you!

[Buzzwaker!]

hey are you gay, because you are gay

[Frequency]

are you a mineralogist because my richard is rock hard

[Frequency]

are you jerusalem because i want to take you back (to my place)

[Daswiruch]

are you a homo sapien because that means human please go out with me i am 37 years old and i haven't had a date in 20 years if you don't go out with me i will attempt Self Delete

[Frequency]

are you my dad because i haven't seen you in years and i need a strong father figure in my life so i can be masculine

[Buzzwaker!]

are you gay, because you look gay

[Frequency]

are you a natural redhead because i really like redheads

[Daswiruch]

baby when you're with me you can be player 1 all the time

[Buzzwaker!]

you

me

bed

now

[gr8dayseth]

ey bby i'm the gr8est man alive

[Frequency]

just between you and me, there's something moderately hard and at least 4 inches long and i'm not talking about that growth on my knee

[Frequency]

i'm squirty and under thirty so let's get dirty