Go back into minifugure mode so we can have facial expressions
But only the protagonist. Nobody cares about the BACKGROUND CBARACTERS emotions
hahaha no son
i'll do you one better
Holy stuff its back (again) and the graphics got loveier
Spare her
Don't kill her.
but before you forget her, buy a entrepreneur in cane and speak in an italian accent
dance with her again but try and coerce her into love at the same time
gain the ability of richard of steel which overdrives your libido
proceed to forget her
give her your big brick
Lego lovey time
brick it in her pooper
"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
You walk to the local convenience store,
hoping to find a really entrepreneur in' cane.
You purchase the cheapest cane money can buy,
as you only have four credits.
Well, now you have none.
As you leave the convenience store,
you notice that your date has pseudo-stealthily purchased contraceptives.
Guess she's already made up her mind about what's going on tonight.
You also take the time to do a little dancing with her
on the way to her place.
The interaction becomes sensual,
so you figure it'd be best to get to her residence as soon as possible.
We seem to have neglected an important detail.
What was our boss/girlfriend's name again?
(Red indicates bad things, penalties, or contraband)
(Blue indicates items with further functionality)
(Italics indicates something that has changed since last round)
Environment:Time:
10:00PM, Tuesday, 01/19/2027Exterior Temperature:
65°FInterior Temperature:
71°FWeather:
CloudyInventory:-Cheap Cane-Neat Clothes-v
--4 Credits
--
Modded Handset, 38% charge--Overworld I.D.
--Hotel Keycard
Information:Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil," AKA "God of Napping"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: 17.3 ft / 5.4 m (42 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks:Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Catlike: 30% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Gravedigger:
Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using a shovel.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Two Right Feet: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when dancing.
(improvable by 10% intervals with training)Status:Health: Normal
Cleanliness: Clean
Hunger: Full
Bowels:
LoadedLibido:
Charging...Energy:
TiredKarma: -50
Overall Infamy: 15 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant. Several accidents have occurred due to a lack of stop signs, and a hotel is missing one of its beds.)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:(Overworld) Merchandise Support Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
ROUND OVERVIEW:Clutch Powers went to a store to purchase a
cheap cane for his
last four credits.
Clutch Powers took his girlfriend to her apartment and forgeted her furiously, but
did not gain any perks.
Clutch Powers knows the name of his boss, but we don't.
What is it?
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