Combat and actions in this game will be loosely based around the mechanics for BrikWars.
At the discretion of die rolls, the forum's character can get perks and improve certain skills simply by training or by experience.
Aside from that, whatever we do is at your mercy, although it will usually be within reason for a human or some other similar lower lifeform, with results to match, so try not to get us killed.
steql someone
Steal yourself
Become the God of napping
roll around in the dirt
Find a river and take a bath in it
Attempt to hit on the boss at a fancy dancy resturant
then kill her in her sleep and take her job
You "steal" yourself.
Congratulations, you've accomplished nothing.
You decide to rest a little longer.
You also label yourself the God of Napping.
You roll around in the dirt,
thinking that it might clean you off.
You were incorrect.
You decide to actually clean yourself off
and you find the nearest body of water to do that in.
You work for the day.
At closing time, as you and your boss leave the building,
you ask if she would like to go out to dinner.
She accepts, but you realize you have very low funds.
She'll have to pay. How humiliating.
The night goes remarkably well at the local "fancy dancy" restaurant,
and you also learn some dance moves.
(Two Right Feet perk acquired! 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when dancing.)
After dinner and dancing,
you need to decide if you'll part ways for the night or spend the rest of the night together.
And should you really kill possibly the only person that will really accept you?
(red indicates bad things, penalties, or contraband)
(blue indicates items with further functionality)
Environment:Time:
8:30PM, Tuesday, 01/19/2027Exterior Temperature: 68°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear
Inventory:-Neat Clothes-v
--4 Credits
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Modded Handset, 42% charge--Overworld I.D.
--Hotel Keycard
Information:Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil," AKA "God of Napping"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (30 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Catlike: 30% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Gravedigger: Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using a shovel.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Two Right Feet: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when dancing.
(improvable by 10% intervals with training)Status:Condition: Normal
Cleanliness: Clean
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Loaded
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 15 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant. Several accidents have occurred due to a lack of stop signs, and a hotel is missing one of its beds.)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM You've been fired for not showing up too many times.(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
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