Motorcyclists are starfishs.

[e-maxx]

What the hell is a motorcycle?

it's like a bicycle but instead of pedaling it moves by itself. All you have to do is add liquid dinosaurs to the magic box in it.

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[Donnies Catch]

thanks for the blanket statement you just added me, someone who drives very carefully and defensively, to some Argentinian dude on an unlicensed vehicle. top notch

[Pastrey Crust]

what

Most people srive aggresively. I'm not one of them. Of course I'd love to chase you down if you hit and run. Anyways, this was done in a traffic jam. I was on the leftmost lane, unable to go anywhere and this biker passed me trough a 20-30cm space between my truck and the physical barrier, taking my mirror with him. He had no plate so I couldn't even report the incident to the police or to my insurance.

[Frequency]

I like when people suggest things like opening their door on or merging into motorcyclists. Yeah kill him, that will teach him a lesson.

you cannot err if you are deceased!

[Otis Da HousKat]

the worst breed of motorcyclist is the one that has a gopro mounted to thier loving helmet 24/7 and records every little thing wrong with thier rides and posts it on youtube, a typical encounter goes like this

• you forget to set your preliminary turboblinker at 72 miles per hour on a half crescent moon at 7:45
• cycleforget speeds up to you and knocks on your window when you stop
• hello? what would you like?
• yeah hey bro just wanted you to know that you violated the turboblinker clause of 1974 and im gonna record your plate and put it on youtube yeah my dads a lawyer i know this stuff
• even though i constantly lane filter, rev my engine at stops and smash mirrors im kinda excemt from this stuff because yknow im a biker
• drive away, thinking encounter is over
• biker talks to his camera for the next five minutes about how horrible this interaction was and that i should go to jail

kill yourselves cycleforgets, no exceptions.

lmao too real

[Tezuni 2.0]

27 times more likely to die every mile than your average car driver

[MoltenKitten]

thanks for the blanket statement you just added me, someone who drives very carefully and defensively, to some Argentinian dude on an unlicensed vehicle. top notch

do you drive a motorcycle? what motorcycle?

[Decepticon]

the worst breed of motorcyclist is the one that has a gopro mounted to thier loving helmet 24/7 and records every little thing wrong with thier rides and posts it on youtube, a typical encounter goes like this

• you forget to set your preliminary turboblinker at 72 miles per hour on a half crescent moon at 7:45
• cycleforget speeds up to you and knocks on your window when you stop
• hello? what would you like?
• yeah hey bro just wanted you to know that you violated the turboblinker clause of 1974 and im gonna record your plate and put it on youtube yeah my dads a lawyer i know this stuff
• even though i constantly lane filter, rev my engine at stops and smash mirrors im kinda excemt from this stuff because yknow im a biker
• drive away, thinking encounter is over
• biker talks to his camera for the next five minutes about how horrible this interaction was and that i should go to jail

kill yourselves cycleforgets, no exceptions.

this is the truth

[auzman466]

the worst breed of motorcyclist is the one that has a gopro mounted to thier loving helmet 24/7 and records every little thing wrong with thier rides and posts it on youtube, a typical encounter goes like this

• you forget to set your preliminary turboblinker at 72 miles per hour on a half crescent moon at 7:45
• cycleforget speeds up to you and knocks on your window when you stop
• hello? what would you like?
• yeah hey bro just wanted you to know that you violated the turboblinker clause of 1974 and im gonna record your plate and put it on youtube yeah my dads a lawyer i know this stuff
• even though i constantly lane filter, rev my engine at stops and smash mirrors im kinda excemt from this stuff because yknow im a biker
• drive away, thinking encounter is over
• biker talks to his camera for the next five minutes about how horrible this interaction was and that i should go to jail

kill yourselves cycleforgets, no exceptions.

i used to watch this one motorcycle channel a long time ago
i liked him because he lived in taiwan

[hillkill]

the worst breed of motorcyclist is the one that has a gopro mounted to thier loving helmet 24/7 and records every little thing wrong with thier rides and posts it on youtube, a typical encounter goes like this

• you forget to set your preliminary turboblinker at 72 miles per hour on a half crescent moon at 7:45
• cycleforget speeds up to you and knocks on your window when you stop
• hello? what would you like?
• yeah hey bro just wanted you to know that you violated the turboblinker clause of 1974 and im gonna record your plate and put it on youtube yeah my dads a lawyer i know this stuff
• even though i constantly lane filter, rev my engine at stops and smash mirrors im kinda excemt from this stuff because yknow im a biker
• drive away, thinking encounter is over
• biker talks to his camera for the next five minutes about how horrible this interaction was and that i should go to jail

kill yourselves cycleforgets, no exceptions.

holy forget did you get probed by a motorcyclist or something

[Pastrey Crust]

Green is where my truck would've been in that situation.
Red is where the motorbike passed me and took my mirror with him.

There was a hugeass traffic jam.

[ReddBoi]

damn

[dr_pepper]

Unless you've seen the music video for Ready Steady Go you don't know their pain.

[Pastrey Crust]

Of course, the guy could've easily hurt his arm or elbow and I sure as hell hope he did for hitting and running. It would've been a hell of a lot different situation if he stopped and exchanged insurance details.

My pain came when the bill for the mirror came along. $800 USD for a loving mirror.

[BlackMod]

Your car needs new tint, purple tint is bad.