If you could get only get one present for life, what would it be?

[CRITAWAKETS]

Infinite Money. Infinite sushi!

[Ad Bot]

[Perry]

by working you mean a smaller size than XS?

sorry to blow your mind but that's not the only size available

[Outpact-]

sorry to blow your mind but that's not the only size available

so are you saying XXS is also too big for you?

[Pngu12970]

more presents

[ReddBoi]

more presents

woah

[Perry]

so are you saying XXS is also too big for you?

too big lol
that stuff was so small it broke before i even put the tip in your momas pusillanimous individual

[Outpact-]

too big lol
that stuff was so small it broke before i even put the tip in your momas pusillanimous individual

if you forgeted my mother you've likely been transmitted AIDS.

[Insert Name Here²]

brother ITS ALASKA... WHERE I LIVE NO CHICK FIL AS JUST MCDONALDS BURGER KING PANDA EXPRESS AND A COUPLE DOZEN MORE

what about alaskan seafood

I hear that it's forgetin good

[Perry]

if you forgeted my mother you've likely been transmitted AIDS.

thats why i want a working condom damnit

[Red Spy]

3.7 billion dollars

[ReddBoi]

3.7 billion dollars

why just that amount tho

[ßlöükfáce]

the ability to do anything

[Tayasaurus]

Immortality/immunity from harm. The world would be my oyster then.

[Lego lad]

brother ITS ALASKA... WHERE I LIVE NO CHICK FIL AS JUST MCDONALDS BURGER KING PANDA EXPRESS AND A COUPLE DOZEN MORE

ask for a chick fil a as ur gift :)

[Drew Skube]

what about alaskan seafood

I hear that it's forgetin good

only the shrimp and cod in seward is good.

that's it