tell me your life history

[Master Matthew²]

Just read my Blockland Forum Posts, it's my only life story.

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[Cheze]

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia born and raised,
On the playground was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' and all cool
And all shootin some B-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys,
They were up to no good,
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said
'Ya movin' wit ya auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

[Deve]

hey

[Glass Joe]

disappointment

[ReddBoi]

I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

u wish lol

[Outpact-]

trash can used and replaced my insides

[Drew Skube]

was born in pueblo colorado in 2003 my dad worked for a mechanical company in pueblo and one day he got a job offer for peak oil in alaska as a mechanic so we flew to alaska and my dad drove and we stayed in anchorage at a hotel while we look for a house

Chapter One
i joined kindergarten late and id be in 8th grade right now but there is a rule, but anyways. my teacher forced me to write right handed even though im left handed so my first impressions to my kindergarten brain was this teacher is a bitch. i pulled some stuff and got in trouble alot. this one quarter of a dollar of mental pain through elementary school.

1-3 grade were not that bad so ill skip them. 4th grade was the start of a lesson of my life i'd like to title "Don't Talk About Stuff You Don't Know About"
i said my friends dad raped him and i got in deep stuff for that and i got taught the lesson of don't talk about stuff you don't understand.
5th grade was it...... i got suspended for a gang i created and my friend stabbed a kid in the stoumach with a pencil and me and him got suspended.

at that point, i realized my life was falling apart and i was becoming a problem child. that summer i changed, i decided to ditch my old problem friends and look for some new ones.
it didn't take long for me to find a new, sturdy group of friends who had my sense of humor, and after a while i became the most recognized kid in my school in palmer, alaska where i live.

Chapter 2
this is my life currently. at the beginning of the school year i was separated from my old friends because there are a/b lunches and they were mostly 7th graders, now 8th. it wasn't that hard to pick a new group of friends. that summer i realized i need to play a sport and set my mind on it, that sport ws baseball. aka the sport im going to be committed to until i die. my dream is to become the first left handed catcher for the chicago cubs. at this moment i am an accepted student and loved student at my school, colony middle school.
that's all for now. my life.

[DELL]

on april 28th in the year of 2000, the world was blessed with the birth of me. i then went to school and im still in school

[SimpleFish]

I was born in 2003, I can't really remember anything up until 2010. Started playing blockland in 2009, then bought a new account in 2013. I've been here ever since.

[Maxwell.]

I lived

[Willymcmilly]

i was born in vermont but my mom and dad didn't get along very long after that but they still stayed together and we moved to massachusetts with my dad's closest family for a year and then we moved to texas and i made friends and i met my mom's family until i was 4 and we moved to rhode island and after a year or so my dad moved to his own place so my mom and i had a comfy life together and we moved twice but stayed in the same town and then we all moved to another town when i was 7 and that was cool at first and we got a cat but my mom and dad were getting along even worse and i was sent to a stuffty out-of-town school for crazy handicapped kids because i had ocd and my teachers didn't like it and my mom had no social life so she was getting really depressed so when i was 12 we moved to a domestic violence shelter in providence for a few months and my mom and dad divorced and then we found a house and lived there and it was fun and my mom had a social life again and then my cat died but the public schools were bad so when i was 14 we moved back to the place we were before but its a town over and everybody has a historical portugese family and its not as fun and my mom doesn't have a very good social life anymore but she's trying and i'm out of handicap classes finally and i'm in a good school and now we have a cat and i see my dad every other weekend

[Abstath]

I haven't died yet.

[p0rtalGeek]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

[Red Spy]

i was born then i went to school then i got a job the end

[Maxwell.]

I haven't died yet.

I lived

we must've grew up together