we are number one but every post is ALTERNATIVE LYRICS

[Lego lad]

this is going down in history

[Ad Bot]

[crazy54311]

If you want to be a villain number one

[RTBARCHIVE]

you have to chase a superhero on the run

[Sheepocalypse]

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

[RTBARCHIVE]

be careful not to make a sound

[Master Matthew²]

Shh! *crack* NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!

[KristoB]

now look at this net that i just found

[Master Matthew²]

When I say go, be ready to throw. GO!

[mattsos]

Throw it at him not me!

[The Resonte!]

uugh, lets try something else!

[Master Matthew²]

Now, watch and learn, here's the deal

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

[cooolguy32]

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

[MrLoL²]

Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[pefu19]

now listen closely!